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Post by Teeks on Apr 30, 2015 0:01:08 GMT
*sigh* I miss the days when Shirley was a B-List character under Kirkwood . They're going to have to turn Walford into a massive Quarantine Zone to stop the spread of the Carter Plague.
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Post by Lady W on Apr 30, 2015 0:05:46 GMT
Brilliant #4 - Never offer Shirley money. She'll get offended at the mere thought of taking your money, but then blackmail you and take your money anyway! #5 - NEVER tell Shirley that it's over (whether or not you're actually dating her). Doing so will end with her pointing a gun at you #6 - Never, under any circumstances, let Shirley stay over because she'll move half her family into your abode and expect you to do the skivvying #7 - Never blame Shirley for any of her mistakes in life because it's always somebody else's fault *sigh* I miss the days when Shirley was a B-List character under Kirkwood . They're going to have to turn Walford into a massive Quarantine Zone to stop the spread of the Carter Plague. They should just nuke the B&B when Denise, Patrick and Kim have been ousted for the zillionth time!!
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Post by maurice45 on Apr 30, 2015 0:05:55 GMT
*sigh* I miss the days when Shirley was a B-List character under Kirkwood . They're going to have to turn Walford into a massive Quarantine Zone to stop the spread of the Carter Plague. LOL I believe anyone who contracts the Carter Virus is doomed to repeat the same action over and over again. There was a movie about it once...Groundhog Day.
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Post by maurice45 on Apr 30, 2015 0:10:30 GMT
Brilliant #4 - Never offer Shirley money. She'll get offended at the mere thought of taking your money, but then blackmail you and take your money anyway! #5 - NEVER tell Shirley that it's over (whether or not you're actually dating her). Doing so will end with her pointing a gun at you #6 - Never, under any circumstances, let Shirley stay over because she'll move half her family into your abode and expect you to do the skivvying #7 - Never blame Shirley for any of her mistakes in life because it's always somebody else's fault *sigh* I miss the days when Shirley was a B-List character under Kirkwood . They're going to have to turn Walford into a massive Quarantine Zone to stop the spread of the Carter Plague. They should just nuke the B&B when Denise, Patrick and Kim have been ousted for the zillionth time!! These are the best ones yet! #8 - If your name is not Dean Wicks, there's a 100% chance that Shirley doesn't believe you I think I'm out now lol...
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Post by Lady W on Apr 30, 2015 0:18:00 GMT
These are the best ones yet! #8 - If your name is not Dean Wicks, there's a 100% chance that Shirley doesn't believe you I think I'm out now lol... Yeah, I'm struggling to think up other ones too! A combination of the time and the drinks I've had tonight, methinks Ooh, wait! #9 - Never let Shirley see any middle-aged, bald, wheezy tough guys lest she become unhealthily attached to them at the expense of everyone else
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Post by 0...0 on Apr 30, 2015 10:20:56 GMT
It's going to happen, mark my words The Carters are like bloomin' Mogwai - there has to be certain rules in order to stop them multiplying! Mogwai evolves into a Gremlin, which then becomes a Carter! I have this image of steaming Gremlin Carters popping out of Shirley's muff like ping pong balls all over the shop now!!!!!
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Post by mellowenchanted on Apr 30, 2015 14:08:41 GMT
*sigh* I miss the days when Shirley was a B-List character under Kirkwood . They're going to have to turn Walford into a massive Quarantine Zone to stop the spread of the Carter Plague. You are a lot more generous than me. You don't know how much I LONG for the days when Shirley was basically a background character who appeared sporadically under Newman .
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Post by maurice45 on Apr 30, 2015 14:11:22 GMT
*sigh* I miss the days when Shirley was a B-List character under Kirkwood . They're going to have to turn Walford into a massive Quarantine Zone to stop the spread of the Carter Plague. You are a lot more generous than me. You don't know how much I LONG for the days when Shirley was basically a background character who appeared sporadically under Newman . I'm longing for the says of EE before Shirley. The good old days before that selfish, loathsome, drunk turned up to make everyone's life a nightmare
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Post by mellowenchanted on Apr 30, 2015 14:18:55 GMT
You are a lot more generous than me. You don't know how much I LONG for the days when Shirley was basically a background character who appeared sporadically under Newman . I'm longing for the says of EE before Shirley. The good old days before that selfish, loathsome, drunk turned up to make everyone's life a nightmare True. I think we can both agree that EE officially nosedived in quality in December 2006 when ironically that woman made her first appearance .
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