If EastEnders was a musical?

[J-B]

Eastenders cast do One Day More from J-B's favourite musical, Les Mis:

Starring...
Ian Valbeale as Jean Valjean
Lola as Marius
Ben as other Marius
Whitney as Cosette
Max as Eponine
Mick and Linda as the Thernardiers
Jay as Enjolras
Phil as Javert

[IAN VALBEALE]
One day more!
Another day, another destiny.
This never-ending show of Carter-y;
My kid did such an awful crime
He'll surely do it a second time.
One day more!

[LOLA]
I did not act again today.
How can I work without a story?

[IAN VALBEALE]
One day more.

[LOLA & WHITNEY]
We might as well be worlds away
And yet like you, I am quite talented!

[MAX]
One more blonde for me to bone.

[LOLA & WHITNEY]
Will we ever appear again?

[MAX]
One more boring sexual pairing.

[LOLA & WHITNEY]
I'd kill for a line or two.

[MAX]
All the birds, I make them moan.

[LOLA & WHITNEY]
And I swear I will be true!

[MAX]
But I have so little hair!

[JAY]
Ben come out, before the storm!

[BEN]
Do you think that Abi knows?

[JAY]
In the closet there's no freedom.

[BEN]
I want to touch my 'brother' there?! 

[JAY]
When our ranks begin to form

[BEN]
I am gay - but will Phil care!?

[JAY]
Please stop coming on to me!

[ALL]
The time is now, the scripts are here!

[IAN VALBEALE]
One day more!

[PHIL]
Left behind by evolution,
I resemble a gone-off spud,
I'm about as hard as a schoolboy,
In the sack I am a dud!

[IAN VALBEALE]
One day more!

[MICK AND LINDA THENARDIER]
This square bloody sucks,
Frankly f*ck 'em all,
Bought this cursed pub
With just a black holdall,
None of 'em even tip
But we don't hold a grudge
Most of 'em aren't Carters
So they don't appear much!

[ALL]
What happened to the scriptwriting?
The public want the bar so high!
Every Carter acts like a king
There's no place for Mick swimming
There's a new show to be done

[ALL]
Do you hear the Carters sing?

[IAN VALBEALE]
Tomorrow we'll be far away,
Tomorrow is the judgement day

[ALL]
Tomorrow we'll discover
What Dom Treadmill Collins has in store!
One more dawn
One more day
One day more!