When Kirrin Island gets Belle up the stick, I really hope Lisa gives Rakesh a ruddy good hiding.
Not a few slaps either, but a real infirmary job.
Dinner through a straw and all that malarkey.
Then in a chair for the rest of his life.
I'd dearly love to see somebody break every bone in Pollard's body too, must admit.
And I'm the type who normally loathes violence weirdly enough.
I really want to see Pollard get tortured as well.
Maybe somebody could set about him with a heavy poker or something?
It's the only reason I'm tuning in these days, in the hope of seeing a few good lampings.
I want to see him have his beady little eyes taken from him with a tea spoon too, preferably one from Bob & Edna's cafe.
Just so he can't enjoy looking at any more photos of Valerie.
Does that make me a bad man?
I want to see all of these scumbags viciously beaten too ...
Chas
Arthur
Brenda
Ashley
R-Sammy
Wool Cap
Sandy
Amelia
Paddy
Joe 90
Pearl
Dreadful Doug
Pointy-Bob
Rodney
Adam
Maurel
Aaron
Lisa
Joe 90 again
Dobbie
Jai
Angry
... and a few others, but my finger's tired now.