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Post by CAEF on Jan 5, 2016 15:12:13 GMT
Charley Webb decides to leave Emmerdale to pursue other projects, and Dogger Dungle decides to emigrate to New Zealand, and books a one way ticket there.
Dross is killed off during a fight with Aaron.
Laurel The Two Bit Lush chokes on her own vomit when she has a drink again.
Rhona becomes a pill popper again.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2016 7:29:22 GMT
Jawneh has a heart attack and croaks in the middle of her and Zak doing the horizontal mambo.
woolcap falls into a combine harvester, and his tiny pieces of body parts are scattered all over the fields like corn. Cain gives Chrissie the bad news by telling her woolcap had been reaped.
Jai ODs on cocaine...fatally this time.
Brenda auditions for MENSA, but they turn her down flat by informing her that she got her IQ and shoe sizes mixed up.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2016 11:49:51 GMT
Pointy Bob points himself up to the sky and zooms off to the heavens forever, followed by Brenda the Buffoon.
Mick Hucknell looky likey Tessa's husband kills Moon Face in a fit of jealous rage and then marries Rhona the Moaner
Sandy loses his voice
Lush becomes an alcoholic again
A real gangster does in Cain so we do not have to suffer any more of this ridiculous gum chewing "ard man" King of the Dungles.
Doggie stays wherever she is and Dross leaves to join her permanently
Gordon turns into another nutter killer and murders both Aaron and Chas.
Megan leaves the village permanently - fed up with her and her tedious pregnancy and business woes - YAWN
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2016 14:41:26 GMT
I think we must be due another fire to incinerate all the bums in Emmerdale, chiefly Dungle HQ.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2016 18:16:38 GMT
I think we must be due another fire to incinerate all the bums in Emmerdale, chiefly Dungle HQ. Agreed scargy. The Danglies are so 90`s. I would really respect the Hollyoaks producer who is replacing Kate Oates to kill off and/or terminate about 80% of the Danglies contracts. Let the Danglies mooch off another village in the UK for a change. |
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Post by butterball on Dec 18, 2016 11:00:52 GMT
Well none of these came true, so here's hoping for 2017
Paddy leaves the village for good instead of bumbling around pointlessly and annoyingly
Lav actually goes to school, preferably a boarding school 1,000 miles away
Belle hears voices again who tell her to jump out of a window and she doesn't survive
One of the Two Oafs, or preferably both, suffers a fatal heart attack due to a terrible diet
Emma the Mad Woman of the Dales actually gets found out
Leyla and Megan leave for good
New farmers in the Barton property, all their woes have been done to death now
Piano Mouth bogs off back to Ibiza
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Post by Charley Says... on Dec 18, 2016 12:33:41 GMT
Some were pretty close though...
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Post by CAEF on Dec 18, 2016 12:56:47 GMT
Belle hears voices to jump off the top of the Beetham Tower in Manchester and she does so, and splatters all over Deansgate.
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Post by Charley Says... on Dec 18, 2016 14:19:06 GMT
Belle hears voices to jump off the top of the Beetham Tower in Manchester and she does so, and splatters all over Deansgate. As long as she doesn't land on the Deansgate pub... It's top in there...
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Post by CAEF on Dec 18, 2016 16:43:02 GMT
Belle hears voices to jump off the top of the Beetham Tower in Manchester and she does so, and splatters all over Deansgate. As long as she doesn't land on the Deansgate pub... It's top in there...
I must have walked down Deansgate several times when I was in Manchester in 2013. There is a place called Fishwick's and I thought of John Stape. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 18:24:14 GMT
I forgot to post mine, they're still sat in my inbox here.
Here they are ...
Uncle Q's missus runs off with the coal man
Uncle Q's kids run away to join the circus
Uncle Q buys himself a lovely big pool table
Uncle Q seen out and about with his 18-year old girlfriend Desiree
Uncle Q voted Newport's top man for the fifth year running
Uncle Q wins two hundred & fifty grand in the Daily Mirror's Spot the Ball Competition
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2016 19:01:15 GMT
WARNING!! There is a link going around it says download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track - whatever you do don't click on it, its actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track.
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Post by CAEF on Dec 18, 2016 19:10:50 GMT
Duggie Ferguson carks it and Ronnie takes over as lord of the manor.
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Post by Charley Says... on Dec 18, 2016 19:25:40 GMT
As long as she doesn't land on the Deansgate pub... It's top in there...
I must have walked down Deansgate several times when I was in Manchester in 2013. There is a place called Fishwick's and I thought of John Stape. Yeah... Jordan Fishwick... A letting agent who are actually my second biggest client...
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Post by CAEF on Dec 18, 2016 21:21:58 GMT
I must have walked down Deansgate several times when I was in Manchester in 2013. There is a place called Fishwick's and I thought of John Stape. Yeah... Jordan Fishwick... A letting agent who are actually my second biggest client...
I spent much of the 3 days walking round Manc and Salford, to the Grafton Court towerblock along Chorlton road to MediaCity then to Lower Broughton, visiting real life Corrie locations, many of the houses seen in the 1970s titles were demolished shortly after filming. A friend of mine lives in Higher Broughton but grew up in Lower. |
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