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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 6:57:23 GMT
I know there are a few threads on here about the wonderful Ms Barlow but not one for any of us to show our appreciation... Now that's just not cricket guys...
I think and I'm sure you will all agree with me when I say that Tracy is the best thing ever to strut the cobbles... She is sassy, has a great sense of humour and is very, very sexy... No wonder blokes fall at her feet...
I'm anticipating a massive deluge of posts to this thread... All commenting on how fabulous she is... I'm also expecting a big influx of new members just fighting their way on here to comment on this wonderful thread... So with that in mind I've increased the bandwidth of the site to cope... Whatever that means...
Post away guys...
Thanks... Poor old Tracey alright. She looks like an old hag now. Sad. NOT. |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 14:10:38 GMT
Now that Carla has done a runner from the law, I hope Johnny O'Connor gets landed with her sentence instead.
Especially as he gleefully aided and assisted her yellow-bellied disappearing act with that flashy Jag that he conjured up out of thin air.
Far too fond of poking his snout in is that one, like when he was in Blackpool last week admiring the tram that ran Jenny's dad over.
Nothing to do with you matey, you weren't even around when Rita murdered him.
Yet there he still was, with his smarmy crinkly face, getting all lippy over Kev's runt, something else that was none of his darn business.
Your own lad wears a bird's coat for Pete's sake, and you're lecturing others!
As for what he did to our Trace, well I'm gunning for the benson after that.
He'd better look out if I see him down the Dog & Biscuit tonight.
I don't take kindly to seeing a vulnerable, hard-working lass threatened on her own doorstep and manhandled into cupboards.
Just to protect his cowardly, jail-dodging, wine-ridden floozy of a brand new daughter.
Plus I don't much care for his threads.
What you wearing today Johnny?
Oh black suit and white shirt, that's fresh.
Never seen you sporting that look before you oily melt.
He's either got an entire closet full of identical clothes, or you could fit his entire wardrobe into an empty 'Smash' tin.
Which one is it Johnny??
Really hope Trace smashes his revolting head in with one of her ornaments again.
That Jenny troublemaker can jolly well look out as well.
She'd better have eyes in the back of her head after crossing Trace.
She'd also better hope that a gin-pissed Rita still has the wherewithal to put out surprise house fires at 3am.
The gloves are off.
And don't come crying to us when it all comes on top.
You two did this.
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Post by Charley Says... on May 27, 2016 17:56:35 GMT
Nice to see another Tracy fan on here Uncle Q...
There isn't many of us about...
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 18:10:23 GMT
She's lovely.
Really good mam too.
And a great carer for that incontinent fool Ken.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 18:21:49 GMT
Nice to see another Tracy fan on here Uncle Q... There isn't many of us about... smiley-hit hit-smileys  -hand-gesture-smiley-emoticon |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 20:10:02 GMT
Hi, I'm tapping this from the Dog & Biscuit on my telephone.
He isn't in here the coward.
Probably knew how bad I'd beat him in his suit.
It wasn't a total wasted journey though, I've just threatened some goon in an 80s leather jacket to leave Tracey alone.
He's obviously looking for trouble, wearing that Rick Astley clobber.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 21:40:40 GMT
Just ate a really good kebab.
It was so good I've saved most of it down the front of my shirt.
I'll enjoy that later.
Right, off for a nice Chinese now.
Really hope they've got Naan Bread.
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Post by wallis on May 27, 2016 21:49:07 GMT
Just ate a really good kebab. It was so good I've saved most of it down the front of my shirt. I'll enjoy that later. Right, off for a nice Chinese now. Really hope they've got Naan Bread. It's no wonder you have been arrested Unk, yet again.........  |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 21:50:18 GMT
Ok, I've just been booted out the Chinese for having the temerity to request a Chicken Vindaloo and some Naan.
They're obviously looking for trouble.
One of them has a rifle.
He reckons he knows me for doing a runner last week.
It comes to something when you can't even have a bit of fodder without them remembering last week!!
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 22:03:54 GMT
This is Thatcher's Britain!
I'm now queuing in McDonalds for a KFC Family Bucket.
I'm Hank Marvin too.
I want one of those triple family buckets with the Burger King Party Hats that I saw on tele.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 22:11:37 GMT
I'm amazed I've still got to drive home.
I would not want to be the people driving on the correct side of the road tonight.
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Post by wallis on May 27, 2016 22:30:37 GMT
I'm amazed I've still got to drive home. I would not want to be the people driving on the correct side of the road tonight. If you don't make it Unk at least you won't go hungry until the morning. |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 22:32:40 GMT
Ok I'm back at the car.
Just had a massive slash by the side of it.
Took me twenty minutes to find the bugger, I was looking on the floor downstairs.
I was about to ring the old bill too.
Anyway I'm here now, bit pissed-up like.
Why are these places so dimly lit?
It's like they want crime.
I've just stolen my own wallet.
Might just drive round town for a bit looking for an Indian or some bird who's just finished with her boyfriend who wants to get revenge on him.
Trouble is, there's always loads of pigs around at this time of night.
Poking their noses in and asking if you've been drinking.
Of course I have, it's Friday!
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Post by wallis on May 27, 2016 22:42:09 GMT
Ok I'm back at the car. Just had a massive slash by the side of it. Took me twenty minutes to find the bugger, I was looking on the floor downstairs. I was about to ring the old bill too. Anyway I'm here now, bit pissed-up like. Why are these places so dimly lit? It's like they want crime. I've just stolen my own wallet.
Might just drive round town for a bit looking for an Indian or some bird who's just finished with her boyfriend who wants to get revenge on him. Trouble is, there's always loads of pigs around at this time of night. Poking their noses in and asking if you've been drinking. Of course I have, it's Friday! Love it Unk. You have just cheered up my Friday night. |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2016 23:36:26 GMT
I'm back home now Sweetheart, and drinking some blue stuff out the fridge called "WKD."
What the hell is this?
Tastes like pop, only sweeter, yet pretends to be grog.
I'm more thirsty every swig I take.
I've drank all four of the buggers and I now have a raging thirst.
Do you girls really drink this shite for pleasure??
I might cook some chicken wings.
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