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[Holey]

lol when Robert mimicked Joe shouting like a little girl for "Our Graham."  

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[Lotty27]

So poor Rebecca has permanent brain damage eh? Why the hell didn't they just kill her off in the car crash and save all this melodrama, which is quite frankly insulting as we know what it's all for?  Instead we're going to have to witness a woman's utter devastation as she realises she can't look after her baby and he isn't safe with her.   Leaving a bit of a bad taste in my mouth this one.

And Gabby, feck off. Even Fag-Ash Lav looked shocked when she saw ketamine FGS. And how come Vanessa didn't notice it was missing when she got back to the surgery? (is she the worst vet EVER? I'd trust Paddy before I'd trust her).   But I will be fuming if Vanessa gets all the blame while Gabby gets off because she's she's bereaved and all that crap. Gabby is old enough, and crafty enough, to know exactly what she's doing. Yes Vanessa was a bit lax but at the same time she thought only her and Charity were in that room and didn't know a pair of teenage tearaways/thugs were hiding after being on a booze hunt!  About time those girls got another storyline that doesn't involve them nicking booze, been done to death that one.

So Faith has finally found shelter with Eric. Another rather melodramatic way of getting them together wasn't it? Making all the family look like right shits for not taking their relative in?! Each one of them showed a getting-on-a-bit woman the door seemingly not caring a damn where she slept that night.  Weren't doing that when she stumped up all that money for Sarah were they?

Nice Eric and Tracy scenes.

And yes even I smirked at Robert taking the pee out of Joe 'Graham!'   

[CAEF]

Gab and Lav make the Kray Twins look placid.

[Zeus89]

Claire King reckons Kim Tate would destroy Charity Dingle, it would make a nice change.

In other news I apparently have God Status on the forum now, I find that very fitting considering my username.

[CAEF]

Although like Philth in EE, a Dingle will always come up selling of roses again.

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Don`t worry Lav...it wasn`t the ketamine that made Lisa keel over.....it was the lemon slice in the drink that did it. A piece of fruit and Lisa....never the twain shall meet. It was a real shock to the system.
Oh yeah and the 6 bacon, fried egg, and sausage doorstep sandwiches deep fried in lard that Lisa had for a snack before she went to the Woolpack just might have contributed a little bit too.
I`m no doctor though - I could be wrong.

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I`m just getting back in my stride

[butterball]

I just want to know how they carried Lardy out to that ambulance on the chair. Did they hire a crane?

So Joe Tit pays £100K to keep Dobbie's name from the police and justice FFS!

[CAEF]

Lisa while in hospital, put yourself on the gastric band waiting list.

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Mar 13, 2018 21:22:13 GMT butterball said:

I just want to know how they carried Lardy out to that ambulance on the chair. Did they hire a crane?

So Joe Tit pays £100K to keep Dobbie's name from the police and justice FFS!

Then that makes Twig just like her Mother....getting paid shed loads of money for a sh@g. And getting away with yet another crime.
The Teflon Twig strikes again.

[AaronSilver]

Let's play who's the most clueless, is it Vanessa? Charity? Liv? Bernice? Daz? The rest of the Dingle clan? GABBY is a massive shit it's not that difficult to see ffs.

Robert and Aaron have the golden goose so off to the sanitarium with Rebecca...Toodle pip luvvie..

And does Lachlan end up having to take the blame for Lisa's predicament, rather than murdering his mother and grandfather?? 

Next week on Soap Emmerdale....

[Lotty27]

I just don't even know where to start.

Joe Tate offers a drug dealer who threw acid into someone's face £100,000 to keep Debbie Dingle's name out of it?  So effectively he's getting paid for chucking acid in Ross's face?  How can it be right to show that on the telly?  (Joe must also be a bit on the thick side not to realise that HE was in the intended target before now).

He's trusting a muscle for hire rather than someone who actually seems to care about him a bit, is grateful to him and therefore have his back - Graham.

I'm hoping against hope that he wants the sainted Debbie's name kept out of it so that he can get his own, sick, nasty and twisted revenge on her but it'll probably be because he still loves her     I was also hoping that he'd be putting Ross in the picture, though I suppose there's still time, but no doubt HE'LL want her name kept out of it too 

It's all rather sickening.


Then there's the Witches of ED - Grubby and Lav:

Bernice's thick new boyfriend (sorry forgotten his name) bad mouths Lav even though he knows first hand what a bitch Grubby is?  Not only in her blackmailing him (independent of Lav being present) but also wasn't he there when Grubby nicely tattooed SKANK on Lav's back?  Yet it's all Lav's fault, none of it can possibly be Grubby's ideas/doing?  Oh how very convenient as it eventually led to Lisa being ketamised! (is that even a word?  I have no idea but I like it lol!)   That was very clumsy storytelling.
But I did laugh when Lisa went all whoozy   

But now the WofED have seen what they did to Lisa but Grubby in particular is too busy covering her arse and Lav hasn't got the guts to speak up without Grubby's permission - who will now probably do her utmost to throw Lav under a bus. 

For once I agreed with Paddy when he was angry, Vanessa took her eye off the ball and could land the practice in a whole world of trouble.


THEN we had to witness a poor, broken Rebecca tearfully handing her baby over to Rob(ron) because she doesn't trust herself with him.  All so Robron can get their baba.  Well I hope the Robronners are pleased that Rebecca is just about as low as she can possibly go?  I bet the thread on DS is on fire!

Some twisted morality going on here.

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Mar 13, 2018 22:28:09 GMT Lotty27 said:

I just don't even know where to start.

Joe Tate offers a drug dealer who threw acid into someone's face £100,000 to keep Debbie Dingle's name out of it?  So effectively he's getting paid for chucking acid in Ross's face?  How can it be right to show that on the telly?  (Joe must also be a bit on the thick side not to realise that HE was in the intended target before now).

He's trusting a muscle for hire rather than someone who actually seems to care about him a bit, is grateful to him and therefore have his back - Graham.

I'm hoping against hope that he wants the sainted Debbie's name kept out of it so that he can get his own, sick, nasty and twisted revenge on her but it'll probably be because he still loves her     I was also hoping that he'd be putting Ross in the picture, though I suppose there's still time, but no doubt HE'LL want her name kept out of it too 

It's all rather sickening.


Then there's the Witches of ED - Grubby and Lav:

Bernice's thick new boyfriend (sorry forgotten his name) bad mouths Lav even though he knows first hand what a bitch Grubby is?  Not only in her blackmailing him (independent of Lav being present) but also wasn't he there when Grubby nicely tattooed SKANK on Lav's back?  Yet it's all Lav's fault, none of it can possibly be Grubby's ideas/doing?  Oh how very convenient as it eventually led to Lisa being ketamised! (is that even a word?  I have no idea but I like it lol!)   That was very clumsy storytelling.
But I did laugh when Lisa went all whoozy   

But now the WofED have seen what they did to Lisa but Grubby in particular is too busy covering her arse and Lav hasn't got the guts to speak up without Grubby's permission - who will now probably do her utmost to throw Lav under a bus. 

For once I agreed with Paddy when he was angry, Vanessa took her eye off the ball and could land the practice in a whole world of trouble.




THEN we had to witness a poor, broken Rebecca tearfully handing her baby over to Rob(ron) because she doesn't trust herself with him.  All so Robron can get their baba.  Well I hope the Robronners are pleased that Rebecca is just about as low as she can possibly go?  I bet the thread on DS is on fire!

Some twisted morality going on here.

Daz - as in the washing powder. But there isn`t enough washing powder in all of Tesco`s that can make this gormless oik brighter. Although again like the washing powder - he`s improved.

[butterball]

Well PC Bellamy-Oik must be pretty good in the sack as I am at a loss what Bernice who is a very attractive woman would see in this overweight fool. And that loud statement he made about Lav and brother Aaron who he previously seems to have had no issues with, in the Woolpack, owned by Lav's aunt, a few feet of where Lav was actually standing was extremely contrived and actually quite nasty.

[CAEF]

It goes to show that Corrie, EE, H&A and Neighbours have not strayed as far from their roots as Emmerdale has. Corrie I am sure can be fixed and EE and Neighbours still retain their old school feel.