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Post by Mo Mouse on Jul 27, 2016 20:11:40 GMT
I don't normally like to talk about my personal life on here but I've got myself into a bit of a tricky situation. The thing is, Laurel has found out about me and Chrissie. She went mental at first and hit the bottle again, but, in the end, I sat them both down and managed to sort out a compromise whereby I see them on alternate days. The trouble is, I had almost gotten away with it when a text arrived from Belinda from Eastenders. Chrissie snatched the phone off me and read it and, to be blunt about it, the cat is out of the bag about Belinda and me. The words love rat/mouse were hurled in my direction and I have to say that I'm not proud of myself.
Anyway, the three of them decided to forgive me and came round my gaff to talk it through with me. Unfortunately, they walked in on me and Gaynor from Pobol Y Cwm and all hell broke loose. I might have been able to talk them round if it hadn't been for Carly hiding in the wardrobe. Well, Gaynor was NOT happy, I can tell you. They are all scrutinising my every movement, phone call and just about everything I do now. It's so awkward that I've had to tell Jenny Bradley that I can't see her anymore. Not easy, because when a woman has been made love to by someone who REALLY knows how to do it, it isn't something she can just give up like that. I'm in a bit of a pickle to be honest.
Fortunately, Geraldine doesn't know anything at all so that's a blessing. She's so wrapped up in her Pottery Class that she hasn't noticed that anything is wrong.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2016 20:17:25 GMT
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Post by Lotty27 on Jul 27, 2016 20:21:06 GMT
smiley-biglaugh smiley-biglaugh smiley-biglaugh
Mousey, I just don't think you've got enough bits on the side. You must do something about it, Geraldine won't know if you fit another couple in. For a start you could swipe Carly from under Marlon's nose as he doesn't deserve her. Do part-time lesbian vets like Vanessa do it for you? You should swoop in and offer Eva on Corrie a nice manly shoulder to cry on.
The possibilities are endless.
But don't forget - safe sex.
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Post by Charley Says... on Jul 27, 2016 20:22:22 GMT
So that's where Carly is... She told me she was off to her pottery class... Not a happy kitty...
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Post by Mo Mouse on Jul 27, 2016 20:24:45 GMT
Well, Carly was already hiding in the wardrobe. I must admit, I have noticed Whitney practically undressing me with her eyes whenever I go in The Vic. Also, Belle has made it plain that the doctor just isn't cutting the mustard and she wants us to run away together.
Sometimes, I just feel like a piece of meat. I have a brain as well, you know.
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Post by Charley Says... on Jul 27, 2016 20:26:45 GMT
Is Michelle one of your Harem as well Mo...?
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Post by Lotty27 on Jul 27, 2016 20:27:12 GMT
It must be hard Mousey. I mean ... literally smiley-biglaugh Word in your shell-like. If you go paddling with Whitney definitely put your wellies on
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Post by Mo Mouse on Jul 27, 2016 20:30:04 GMT
Is Michelle one of your Harem as well Mo...? Now there's an idea, Chas. Could you put in a word for me because I'm kinda shy with women.
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Post by Mo Mouse on Jul 27, 2016 20:30:46 GMT
It must be hard Mousey. I mean ... literally smiley-biglaugh Word in your shell-like. If you go paddling with Whitney definitely put your wellies on Lotts, you've got no idea how hard it is.
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Post by Mo Mouse on Jul 27, 2016 20:34:34 GMT
Blimey Mo....for such a cute loveable rodent....you don`t half put it about Sorry Wav, didn't see this. Yes, I'm not proud of myself and my advice to all the kids would be not to try and copy me. It's not big and it's not clever.
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Post by wallis on Jul 27, 2016 20:47:45 GMT
Mo, can I please ask you whether Geraldine is a rat mouse too?
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Post by Mo Mouse on Jul 27, 2016 20:51:48 GMT
It's not something I'm absolutely sure of, Walls. She looks human but I'm just not certain sometimes, She's not a bad old stick though. She's at Basket Weaving class tonight so she will expect her tea on the table when she gets back.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 28, 2016 19:13:15 GMT
LOL Mo. Your Geraldine maybe living the lives of Tom and Barbara Good with her self sufficiency....but you`re the one living the 'Good Life"
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Post by Charley Says... on Jul 28, 2016 19:18:09 GMT
Mo... Honestly... If Fiz was wanting to join your Harem... Would you let her...?
I bet you would, secretly...
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