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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 17, 2015 22:28:43 GMT
I am loving this guy at the moment...
He has Pointy Tits in the palm of his hands which is winding gay/not gay Robert up... He is teaching Wool Cap the real way a letch should do business... He's upset most of the village... And to top it all... he owes some gangsters a lot of money...
27 year old single malt... I don't like whiskey but if it was there and I could... I would... Feck off Dougie... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2015 22:32:42 GMT
Quality post Charley luv............. as always  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2015 8:52:30 GMT
I'm sorry to say I have some sad news to report Charley, so brace yourself pal. Wool Cap's dad took a really vicious beating last night from four hoodlums. Absolute brutes they were. It would have put any other bloke in the 'Ozzie for a month, but not McWool Cap. So if anyone had any remaining doubts as to just how hard he is, then banish them from your minds immediately because last night was all the proof necessary ... Chrissie: "OH MY GOD ... McWOOL CAP ARE YOU OK?" McWool Cap: "Och it's nothin ... just a few wee scratches is all." Chrissie: "OH MY GOD ... BUT YOUR ARM HAS BEEN SEVERED ... AND ONE OF YOUR EYES IS GONE!" McWool Cap: "Ach it's just a wee wound ... nothin that a bonny wee plaster cannae sort." Chrissie: "WHO DID THIS ... WAS IT THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AFTER WOOL CAP??" McWool Cap: "The guys that are after who?? ... Oh ... yeah ... aye ... it was thems alreet ... aye ... the bastards ... I took a beating for the boy." Chrissie: "OH WOW ... You are SUCH a hero ... isn't he Robert?" Robert: "Yeah sure, I'll ring the police." McWool Cap: "EH?! ... Oi Nae fecking polliss ... erm ... it wouldn't be fair on the boy." Dougie: "Thanks McWool Cap, I'll be forever in your debt." McWool Cap: "Och forget it Dooogie, I'm the boys arl Da, it's the least I ca ... eh ... a debt you say?"  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2015 19:21:55 GMT
A quality, quality parent.
Come and live with me and you can watch porn on your laptop all day. And you know that counselling, we can f**k that off for a game of soldiers.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 20, 2015 19:34:46 GMT
There's something rather mesmerising about McOsmond.....
oh wait it's McWoolcap innit? sorry.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 18:49:25 GMT
Wow, just when I thought McWool Cap couldn't get any more hard, he goes and surprises me yet again.
I'm seriously impressed.
He's willing to scupper his son's entire future and emotional well being just to get a hoodlum off his back.
You can't say fairer than that.
Throw him to the wolves McWool Cap, you know it makes sense.
No wonder he's willing to let Wool Cap watch barbaric porn, carry a chib, and commit as many rapings as he likes.
So long as McWool Cap's ok, he doesn't give a monkey's chuff.
That's what you call a proper dad.
And the best bit of all, Dougie's willing to bankroll the whole darned thing.
Now that's quality.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2015 17:14:29 GMT
Unk....I bet Dougie wouldn`t so no to a bit of McWoolCap if it was offered.
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