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Post by Charley Says... on Jan 14, 2017 23:20:37 GMT
He should man up and get his lardy arse back on here... The birds on here are devastated... And I'm sick of picking up the pieces...
Even Mo has lost his mojo... Although I did offer him a fruit salad as a substitute... But nothing will compensate for the loss of Uncle Q...
Come on Guys... Let us get the Ruffian back... |
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Post by Holey on Jan 14, 2017 23:25:46 GMT
He should man up and get his lardy arse back on here... The birds on here are devastated... And I'm sick of picking up the pieces...
Even Mo has lost his mojo... Although I did offer him a fruit salad as a substitute... But nothing will compensate for the loss of Uncle Q...
Come on Guys... Let us get the Ruffian back... Is he back in the clink? door-165 |
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Post by Charley Says... on Jan 14, 2017 23:29:23 GMT
Quite probably, Holey my 'ol mucker...
But even he should be able to get a turn on the communal lappy...
For a quick bender in the showers...
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Post by wallis on Jan 14, 2017 23:34:36 GMT
Crivens, engaged to a con. Will I ever live it down.  |
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Post by Charley Says... on Jan 14, 2017 23:36:41 GMT
Well...
You turned me down...
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Post by wallis on Jan 14, 2017 23:46:01 GMT
Well... You turned me down... I didn't, you just never really asked me Chas. Plus I got a huge rock from Unk for Christmas. Too big for my finger actually so I pried out the diamond and sold it. I might get a nice wee holiday out of the spoils.  |
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Post by Charley Says... on Jan 14, 2017 23:49:27 GMT
Oh...
It must have got lost in the post...
Song on for you now...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2017 1:05:10 GMT
And I was up til 3 o`clock this morning making the sausage rolls I know Unk likes an` all. So I bunged `em in the freezer.
Hurry back Unk...hope you`re doing okay. You know we worry when you`re not around.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2017 15:27:15 GMT
Sorry guys, I've been wanking in a cave for three weeks.
Took some real bad acid.
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Post by LouP on Jan 15, 2017 15:50:31 GMT
Sorry guys, I've been wanking in a cave for three weeks. Took some real bad acid.  |
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Post by Charley Says... on Jan 15, 2017 16:37:01 GMT
Aaaaaand...
Normal service is resumed folks...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2017 18:13:44 GMT
Yeah sorry, I'm what you call an erratic poster.
I'm all over you like a rash, then I bugger off and annoy other people.
Luckily, the internet is full of people who are wrong.
I enjoy correcting their terrible mistakes.
After all, being thick isn't a crime.
Not yet anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2017 4:37:57 GMT
Yeah sorry if I upset anybody.
I was drunk and I hadn't started listening to Abba yet.
They always calm me down.
Those musical geniuses always make me see sense.
On a lighter note, I see the Spar have 'Tear & Share' Walkers bags on offer for sixty pence.
Salt & Vinegar flavour too.
Yeah I'm not sharing them with no bastard fecker, I thought.
Then I heard a lady gasp behind me, and realised I'd said it out loud.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2017 5:03:20 GMT
What a coincidence Uk. I was necking back some salt and vinegar crisps earlier too. The Great Value brand |
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