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Post by Bitch of Weatherfield on Feb 4, 2017 14:00:26 GMT
Okay, some of you may notice that I am not showing clear signs of being someone who had a stroke. Well in actuality, I never had one. I faked the whole thing. But it has been worth it as it has guaranteed getting "special" treatment from Tracy. I love when she bathes me, dries me with a towel (especially between my legs). As I have put on the facade of an ill man she has no problem tending to my every need. I have to admit my acting is pretty inconsistent, and I sound like I am doing a terrible impersonation of Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone, but you have to remember that I was a teacher and am not an actor. You may think I am twisted or taking advantage, but come on, surely you all would risk doing something risky to get this fine woman... I am also confessing due to my murder storyline over the spring. At this point in my life I feel no shame. ~ Posted by Lord Barlow of Weatherfield
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Post by Holey on Feb 4, 2017 14:58:49 GMT
Okay, some of you may notice that I am not showing clear signs of being someone who had a stroke. Well in actuality, I never had one. I faked the whole thing. But it has been worth it as it has guaranteed getting "special" treatment from Tracy. I love when she bathes me, dries me with a towel (especially between my legs). As I have put on the facade of an ill man she has no problem tending to my every need. I have to admit my acting is pretty inconsistent, and I sound like I am doing a terrible impersonation of Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone, but you have to remember that I was a teacher and am not an actor. You may think I am twisted or taking advantage, but come on, surely you all would risk doing something risky to get this fine woman... I am also confessing due to my murder storyline over the spring. At this point in my life I feel no shame. Welcome Lord Barlow. I would have thought you would have worn your Kimono
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2017 20:01:26 GMT
The best name ever for Ken was what Theresa Morton called him....Lord Snooty. I still chortle when I think about it.
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Post by Charley Says... on Feb 7, 2017 18:22:05 GMT
Anymore confessions LK... While your feeling generous...
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Post by CAEF on Feb 12, 2017 15:16:30 GMT
Ken you reminded me of The Elephant Man when you pretended to have a stroke.
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Post by Bitch of Weatherfield on Feb 22, 2017 20:31:39 GMT
Bet none of you knew that I am actually the real father to Leanne's sprog.
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Post by Charley Says... on Feb 22, 2017 20:34:10 GMT
I knew LB... In fact there isn't a kid in Weatherfield that isn't your offspring...
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Post by Bitch of Weatherfield on Feb 26, 2017 23:38:52 GMT
Like dad would go near that old slapper Battersby. Especially when he has me at his beckon call.
~ Tracy Luv
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