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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 10, 2017 20:08:51 GMT
I can't help but feel a warm glow all over me when I see Angry Kev stressing about his financial situation... It's all down to that lump of lard, Bacon Legs... She must be the unluckiest woman I know...
However I can't help but think that this is the storyline meant for Tirrone a while back... They must have shelved it because no fecker would have cared if that imbecile couldn't afford a bacon barm... Or Fat Fiz had to go without her cream horn...
But with Kev facing it... It matters more... More people are going to be affected with the fall out... And if that means Tirrone losing his livelihood... Then bring it on...
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 14, 2017 22:29:54 GMT
Bastard David Platt...
He's ruined everything...
What twat gave him a cheque book anyway...?
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Post by wallis on Apr 14, 2017 22:40:36 GMT
Bastard David Platt... He's ruined everything... What twat gave him a cheque book anyway...? It's really Mrs Blue Rinse and David the dug's fault for making him feel all remorseful. ....... and Ginger Nut Gary of course getting his tuppence worth. Well that was a good bet he made. No doubt Bacon Legs will give him a backhander for all his efforts. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 0:54:17 GMT
David thinks it's still 1977.
Cheque books went out with Noah's Ark man.
He's probably sat at home now listening to the wireless.
Meanwhile Beardy-Kev wouldn't accept a bag of shopping from Dev the other day as he doesn't accept charity, but was fine accepting a nineteen-grand cheque from a widowed boy with two small children and a family of leaches to support on a hairdresser's meagre wage.
Hmmmm.
He was soooo ok with it in fact that the soap-dodging scrounger went straight out on the ale.
What a piece of shit he is.
(The only way I'm gonna be ok with this is if that £19k ends up in Phelan's pocket)
Ginger-bollocks has got a damned cheek too.
Being sorry doesn't cut it apparently, it's not enough.
The frickin' hypocrite.
I take it he'll be sending his wages directly to Gail's dad, Roy, and all the other poor sods he's been sorry about attacking / shafting / robbing then?
Another real piece of shit.
If David had anything about him, he'd have set him on fire too, to teach him a lesson in respect.
But only after removing one of his eyeballs, so's he could watch himself burning.
As for Tirrone, I've no idea what he's fretting about.
Now Fiz is going to be wanking dockers off as a massage-parlour hooker, his money worries are well and truly over.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 15, 2017 7:57:23 GMT
Excellent analysis Uncle Q...
Glad you're back...
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Post by roverman on Apr 15, 2017 8:37:17 GMT
David is quite well off, when he and Kylie took the mortgage to buy No8 I bet he took life cover out so when Kylie died the mortgage got paid off. He should demand rent off Gail, Sarah and the Gingerbread Idiot.
He'll probably be shacked up with Maria soon anyway with all 5 of them cramped in her elastic flat.
Intrigued that the cheque was for £19k, does that mean there's £1k left over?
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 15, 2017 10:23:13 GMT
I think he'd already made a dent in that £1k...
So he rounded it down to 19...
Watch the nuclear explosion happen when Bacon Legs realises she didn't get the full quota...
No doubt she'll hound him until he coughs up...
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Post by LouP on Apr 15, 2017 10:25:21 GMT
I can't see why he had to give it all to her. Half would have done.
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Post by wallis on Apr 15, 2017 12:10:56 GMT
I think he'd already made a dent in that £1k... So he rounded it down to 19... Watch the nuclear explosion happen when Bacon Legs realises she didn't get the full quota... No doubt she'll hound him until he coughs up... He certainly did cause he bought a round of chips for the kids.  |
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Post by wallis on Apr 15, 2017 12:13:59 GMT
I can't see why he had to give it all to her. Half would have done. Shhhhh, don't tell Michelle or Leanne or they'll be upping their stakes when the next mug comes along. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2017 12:22:38 GMT
Excellent analysis Uncle Q... Glad you're back... Thanks pal, admittedly my attendance has been worse than patchy lately, I do apologise. I've been a bit obsessed with footy and the miracle escape we're attempting at the County. My head's been too full of that to take much notice of the soaps. A few weeks ago we were 11 points adrift and dead in the water, now that huge deficit has been whittled down to just a single point. Come on you Port! Four games left! Forget that bearded guy in a frock, this is the real second coming! I've always been an erratic poster on all the forums I'm afraid. You're either wading through lakes of my talking shite, or I'm nowhere to be seen. No middle ground with me unfortunately. I must be the scarlet pimpernel of forums pal. Back on topic though, firstly, my post is delighted to accept Lotty's wonderful proposal. Secondly, it now makes perfect sense for Fiz to have 'practiced' on Tirrone before heading for the massage parlour like a pig with lipstick on. Nothing she stoops to down there will be as demeaning as having to maul that square-headed oaf's revolting grizzly-bear back. So great idea, it seems she's not as daft as she looks after all. Lastly, seeing as Anna and her family drove David's mam's hubby Joe to suicide, by ripping him off over the kitchen, and seeing as Anna's son R-Garrah put David's granddad in the 'ozzie after burgling his home, surely she'll be banging on his door today with a compo cheque?? Won't she? After all, being sorry isn't enough is it. |
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Post by Holey on Apr 15, 2017 21:48:12 GMT
I can't see why he had to give it all to her. Half would have done. I would have thought a third would have been fair. |
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Post by wallis on Apr 15, 2017 22:02:26 GMT
I can't see why he had to give it all to her. Half would have done. I would have thought a third would have been fair. Aye, a 1/3 to Bacon Legs, a 1/3 to Kev for having to put up with Bacon Legs and a 1/3 to Gas for thinking up the whole thing in the first place.  |
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Post by roverman on Apr 16, 2017 8:14:16 GMT
Gary seems to find it impossible to empathise with David, the man who had to cradle his dying wife in his arms. The man left with 2 kids and an idiot mother to look after all by himself, the man who had to run the salon single handed whilst Audrey was absent and Maria in jail.
David never meant to harm old Bacon legs and his actions were stupid but it's not his fault Kev can't make money fixing cars. I reckon Kev's problems stem from who he is dating. As soon as he dumps her and her terrible children the better his life will be.
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Post by LouP on Apr 16, 2017 8:41:31 GMT
Gary seems to find it impossible to empathise with David, the man who had to cradle his dying wife in his arms. The man left with 2 kids and an idiot mother to look after all by himself, the man who had to run the salon single handed whilst Audrey was absent and Maria in jail. David never meant to harm old Bacon legs and his actions were stupid but it's not his fault Kev can't make money fixing cars. I reckon Kev's problems stem from who he is dating. As soon as he dumps her and her terrible children the better his life will be. I agree. David was crazed with grief. Nobody should have to go through what he went through . One way or another Kev has managed to get through thousands of pounds. I have no sympathy for him or bacon legs and he should never have been put on a guilt trip by gingernut.. |
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