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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 16:01:33 GMT
Anna Windyar$e should be grateful if all Kevin could afford is a Creme Egg for her this Easter. And a 20% discount for a squashed egg from Devs shop is all that she deserves.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 16, 2017 16:15:30 GMT
I've been reading that Kev... The short arsed little twat... Might not get a look-in where the money is concerned...
I think Bacon Legs might keep it all for herself... Just like she did with Joe's money... I hope she chokes on her skinheads on a raft...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 16:29:51 GMT
Kev riled me on Friday, gleefully taking that cheque and legging it straight down the pub. I wanted to smash his beardy teeth down his throat, and I'm not a violent man as a rule. It's not in my nature.
I was soon cheered up though by Michelle storming into the pub and demanding have of Steve's assets again. She'll look great with half of his bald head.
On a more serious note though, it hasn't even occurred to her that by the same token, Steve is entitled to half of her lucrative wedding-planning business. He's gonna end up earning out of this. A rich future beckons for Steve when that clipboard gets divvied up. Michelle clearly hasn't considered that, eh. Ha.
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Post by wallis on Apr 16, 2017 17:03:32 GMT
I've been reading that Kev... The short arsed little twat... Might not get a look-in where the money is concerned... I think Bacon Legs might keep it all for herself... Just like she did with Joe's money... I hope she chokes on her skinheads on a raft... I really, really, really hope that's true especially as money seems to burn a hole in Bacon Leg's trousers. Remember that bonus or whatever that Roy gave her, she proceeded to give it to Fay for her birthday much to Beardie Kev's annoyance.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 17:45:56 GMT
I want it to end up in Phelan's pocket, that's its rightful place if you ask me. If anyone on that street of scumbags deserves a windfall it's a hard-working man like Pat. And as a fool and their money are soon parted, it should be a piece of cake getting those readies off an imbecile like Windarse. I expect Seb will be glad to help him, after the cruel and unnecessary way the old bag spoke to him.
I hope Pat steals Eileen's new car and flogs it for scrap too. It won't be worth anything else after that reckless, heavy-handed elephant has ripped the clutch to shreds and buggered the suspension. Just the weight of her massive Frank Sidebottom head alone is enough to ruin a small car like that.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 16, 2017 17:53:30 GMT
Frank Sidebottom head... Classic... s0238
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Post by roverman on Apr 16, 2017 18:10:41 GMT
I want it to end up in Phelan's pocket, that's its rightful place if you ask me. If anyone on that street of scumbags deserves a windfall it's a hard-working man like Pat. And as a fool and their money are soon parted, it should be a piece of cake getting those readies off an imbecile like Windarse. I expect Seb will be glad to help him, after the cruel and unnecessary way the old bag spoke to him. I hope Pat steals Eileen's new car and flogs it for scrap too. It won't be worth anything else after that reckless, heavy-handed elephant has ripped the clutch to shreds and buggered the suspension. Just the weight of her massive Frank Sidebottom head alone is enough to ruin a small car like that. Just one point: the Zoe is an electric car and is therefore automatic. No clutch to destroy.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 18:27:18 GMT
I want it to end up in Phelan's pocket, that's its rightful place if you ask me. If anyone on that street of scumbags deserves a windfall it's a hard-working man like Pat. And as a fool and their money are soon parted, it should be a piece of cake getting those readies off an imbecile like Windarse. I expect Seb will be glad to help him, after the cruel and unnecessary way the old bag spoke to him. I hope Pat steals Eileen's new car and flogs it for scrap too. It won't be worth anything else after that reckless, heavy-handed elephant has ripped the clutch to shreds and buggered the suspension. Just the weight of her massive Frank Sidebottom head alone is enough to ruin a small car like that. Just one point: the Zoe is an electric car and is therefore automatic. No clutch to destroy. Ah, my mistake Rover, these modern cars all look the damned same to me, ugly bloody things the lot of them. I like the classics of the 50s, 60s, 70s & 80s - cars after that ceased to have any style or individuality. I couldn't tell one make from another these days, just a load of identical bubbles on the road. Pretty much like cars, the decades too stopped having their easily identifiable style after the 80s. Everything since has just been a boring hazy blur of absolute nothingness. Not an ounce of originality amongst it. Modern life really is rubbish.
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Post by roverman on Apr 16, 2017 19:12:43 GMT
Totally agree. If I had the money I'd be commuting in an old Jaguar MK2.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2017 19:57:39 GMT
Totally agree. If I had the money I'd be commuting in an old Jaguar MK2. I've always wanted an MG Roadster with black number plate mate. Now that's style.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 17, 2017 8:22:29 GMT
I might be in the minority here... But I quite like Robert's Porsche in Emmerdale...
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Post by LouP on Apr 17, 2017 8:59:06 GMT
I might be in the minority here... But I quite like Robert's Porsche in Emmerdale… How can you talk about such things when Kev is in such dire straits? Have you no soul ?
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 17, 2017 9:11:07 GMT
Yes shame on us LouP... I think we should start a collection fund for Kev... Minimum donation a fiver...
That'll soon get him back up on his feet... I take it yours is in the post LouP...? I'll send you an acknowledgment from the casino later...
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Post by LouP on Apr 17, 2017 9:16:46 GMT
Well, I am a bit more practical. I sent him a fan belt.
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Post by Charley Says... on Jul 10, 2017 6:16:17 GMT
I see Angry Kev gets his oats at last this week... Not from Bacon Legs... Her rashers are well and truly welded together...
He gets taters deep with Eric this week... In a hotel room... Hmmm, I wonder what Bacon Legs will make of that...?
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