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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 23, 2017 23:59:51 GMT
Do you think I could get a wank for a fiver...?
Ahem... Not for me but a mate like... I can get them for free...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2017 13:46:33 GMT
You're a very bad man Chas, it's gonna be really hot where you're going when you shuffle off this mortal coil.
That said however, this new job of Fiz's as a sleazy hooker is certainly full of possibilities.
I was thinking about it only this morning whilst eating my boiled egg & soldiers.
They could use Fiz to make a new version of 'Pretty Woman,' but instead of Richard Gere taking Fiz to a posh clothes shop, he takes her to a dentist instead.
She'd look great with new Esther Ranzen Essex teeth.
And Richard Gere could tell the dentist off with his gold credit card when he sniggers at Fiz's current row of tombstones, just like in the film when he scolds the snooty lady in the shop.
Then when she has her giant new teeth, he could take her to the Army Surplus store for a new frock.
He might even have contacts there from when he was "Mayonnaise" and refused to give that drill sergeant his DOR.
So he's bound to get a two or maybe even a three quid discount "because it's him" like.
Then at the end, he could walk into the factory in a gay suit and drag Fiz romantically out by her feet, as she's far too portly for a chap as elderly as Richard to carry without doing his back some serious damage.
All the girls in the factory (apart from Jenny who is jealous) will cheer and clap and wave, whilst shouting "Good luck Mrs Mayonnaise."
Yes I can definitely see all of this happening.
Sounds dead feasible.
Pretty obvious this is where this story is heading.
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Post by LouP on Apr 24, 2017 15:03:56 GMT
Do you think I could get a wank for a fiver...?
Ahem... Not for me but a mate like... I can get them for free...
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