NEIGHBOURS: Evil Matriarchs!

[nostalgianerd]

SYNOPSIS: WHAT IF RAMSAY ST'S MOST LOVED MATRIARCHS WERE EVIL?

BY: NostalgiaNerd and CorrieandEmmerdaleFan

A/N: this is just for FUN! Please no trolling!
CHARACTERS: Pam Willis Bev Marshall Helen Daniels Madge Ramsay/Bishop


*Pam Willis Bev Robinson Madge Ramsay and Helen Daniels are talking inside Number 26*

HELEN: I’m so bored of the everyday grind
PAM: I know what you mean it’s so depressing
MADGE: Well here we are 4 suburban women stuck in a rut get up eat use the toilet eat shower sleep
HELEN: Madge what do you suggest?
MADGE: What about we kidnap someone?
PAM: *What?!*

Madge nods
BEV: Sounds like fun Who do you suggest?
PAM: Kierain he’d be nice and easy to grab
MADGE: Newsflash Pam we can’t hide him in or houses
PAM: OBVIOUSLY Madge! What about that old abandoned building?
HELEN: You mean the old coffee shop?
BEV: Sure no one over goes there anymore it’s all boarded up
MADGE: Great Now who grabs and carries him off
HELEN: Not me my back won’t allow it
PAM: Bev and I can

*The ladies smirk, Later Kierain is in the street Bev and Pam approach before lifting him off the ground*
KIERAIN: Aye! What are you doing?!
BEV: Let’s go love
*they carry him to a car before driving away and arriving at a house*
BEV: Come on get inside!
*Bev and Pam place him on the couch before smiling*

[CAEF]

KIERAN What on earth are you doing? Have you all lost your minds?
PAM No, we are bored and want to kidnap someone.
KIERAN So you chose me? Thanks a bunch. Let me go. You could all do years in jail for this.
MADGE Shut up Kieran.
KIERAN Your brother Max will be appalled.
MADGE Oh yes, Saint Max Ramsay.
KIERAN Why are you doing this? What have I ever done to you?
BEV Nothing. We are just bored.
KIERAN I am disabled. You will all do 20 years each for this.
BEV You are at an old house at the minute but we will be taking you to the old coffee shop.
HELEN Remember Daphne Clarke, formerly Lawrence? 4 years ago in 1986 she moved the shop to Lassiters. It has been boarded up since so a good place to hide you.
BEV The walls are quite thick and soundproof. One of Erinsborough's oldest buildings.

[nostalgianerd]

Bev is trying to pick Kierain up*
BEV: Will you STOP fighting me?!
KIERAIN: No!
BEV: I said STOP!
*Bev manages to put him over her shoulder*
BEV: Any more of that and i will SEDATE you understand?!
*Bev puts him in the car beside Helen who grabs him by the neck
HELEN: Behave Darling!
*Madge speeds off and drives to the old coffee shop*

(Once they arrive at the old coffee shop Helen drags him in before putting him on the floor)
HELEN: Now, No funny business like trying to escape and to make sure Pam will be staying here
PAM: Hey wait why me?!
HELEN: Because Beverly has work as does Madge and i’m too old to stop him if he escapes
PAM: What about that woman?
HELEN: What woman?
PAM: You know? Pippa Fletcher
HELEN: I doubt it Pam she’s too kind
PAM: So are we
HELEN: Well i suppose i can ring her

*Helen goes to ring her coming back 5 minutes later*
HELEN: She’s on her way!

[CAEF]

BEV: Good, Pippa has just lost her husband Tom in a car crash. She needs cheering up.
KIERAIN: Well I may develop Stockholm Syndrome then.
HELEN: What where you bond with the people capturing you?
KIERAIN: Yes.
BEV: Well go ahead. We will still keep you n the cold and dark of this old coffee shop.
KIERAIN: No more Jeverley.
BEV: What is Jeverley for heavens sake?
KIERAIN: A name ship for Jim and Beverley. Jeverley.

Pippa Fletcher arrives.

KIERAIN: She has changed her appearance quick? Was blonde a few months ago. Is now burgundy and fat.
PIPPA: Shut up Geaney or I will slap you.
MADGE: Join the club Pippa. Sorry to hear about Tom.
HELEN: See Kierian, we are not all the friendly matriarchs you think we are.
BEV: Jim and Harold will not know about our double lives.
MADGE: Harold is a thick as wood anyway so will not suspect a thing.

[nostalgianerd]

Bev is softening towards Kierain
BEV: I’m sorry about Helen Madge and Pippa, I will not allow therm to hurt you
KIERAIN: You might not get a choice
BEV: I’m the ring leader i control them
KIERAIN: You think you do
BEV: Are you arguing with me?
KIERAIN: No

Later Bev Pippa Madge and Helen talk
HELEN: Where is Pam?
BEV: I think she’s left us
MADGE: Silly bitch! At least he’s quiet
PIPPA: For once
MADGE: Yeah *laughs*

Outside Dorothy Burke and Pam are plotting to save him

[CAEF]

PAM: I am not sure I can go through with this.
DOROTHY: I know a psychiatrist who may give counselling to Bev, Madge, Pippa and Helen.
PAM: What is his name?
DOROTHY: Benjamin Ramsay. He is a distant relation of the Ramsay Street lot.
PAM: How far removed?
DOROTHY: Dan said his father Jack had a cousin James Ramsay who is Ben's great grandfather.
PAM: Doug must never find out that we have kidnapped Kierian.
DOROTHY: He will be so shocked that he will drive to work in anger and crash into a semi trailer, and you know how big they are.
PAM: Oh God. Madge, Helen, Pippa and Bev are quite evil.