Chesney The Wife Beater...

[Charley Says...]

The other hard man of the street, Chesney...
Is starting to show his true colours...
Getting all possessive and demanding with Skinhead...

I think they are going to turn his relationship with Skinhead into an abusive one...
He's only marrying her to try to keep her from the clutches of Daniel...

Who, this time next week will be taters deep in Carla anyway...

He'll start monitoring all her calls and texts...

Telling her who she can talk to and go to see...

And telling her what to wear...

And when she doesn't tow the line...

He'll deprive her of money before breaking and ruining her belongings...

Then he'll start knocking her about...

You heard it here first folks...

 

[Uncle Quentin]

Yes, it'll be like Alan Bradley thumping Rita about all over again.

I don't condone violence as you know, domestic or otherwise, but if it's gonna happen anyway then I hope he breaks her jaw first.
My ears will thank him for it.

I wouldn't be against him giving April the odd lamp either.

[Charley Says...]

He looks the type...

He'll be in the Rovers sinking 10 pints of Wife Beater aka Stella...
Throw four or five whiskey chasers down his throat for good measure...
Then put his Donkey Jacket on and head off home...

When he gets in Skinhead is still sat on her fat arse...
Sink full of pots, washing not done and April's toys all over the joint...
And to make matters worse no feckin' tea on the table...
He asks her what she has been doing all afternoon when PING her phone goes with a text message...

Instead of answering him she starts laughing at the text she just received...
Who is it? He asks trying not to lose it...
Oh it's just my Aunty Beth messing about she croaks...

Now Chesney...
All that alcohol must be starting to work it's magic by now...
Listen to that little voice in your head...
Aunty Beth my arse...

Go on Chez...
She's having you over, taking you for a mug Sunshine...
Your the man, are you going to let her get away with it...?
She's asking for it, you know it makes sense...

Yeah he's the type alright...

[Charley Says...]

Morning After...

Chesney rises early before Skinhead...

Not so he can say sorry with a nice cup of tea, that can wait...

Chesney has work to do...

He goes down the stairs and into the wreckage of the sitting room...

Amongst the broken picture frames and bars of soap he spots what he's looking for, Skinheads phone...

He picks it up and goes straight to her messages...

They're all off Aunty Beth...

She must have deleted the ones from Lover Boy in between the punches to the kidneys I gave her last night...

Chez isn't stupid...

He knows not to hit her in the face...

Just so everyone can feel sorry for her and not him...

He pockets the phone...

At least she won't be able to call anyone to grass him up...

Next he finds her purse in the kitchen...

Opens it and takes her bank card and the tenner he gave her from the previous day so she could buy something for tea...

He puts the purse back with just some loose change left...

She won't be going anywhere he sniggers to himself...

He calls up the stairs for Skinhead to get up...

April needs to go to school and the house won't clean it's self...

Besides, Chez wants his breakfast, a man can't go drinking on an empty stomach...

Down comes Skinhead looking battered and bruised...

She try's to not look Chesney in the eyes...

I'm sorry he says but if you hadn't been getting those texts and my tea had been on the table, none of this would have happened...

So in a way it's all your fault...

It's okay Chez she warbles, I'll tidy up, take April to school and then come back to make you a nice full English...

Chesney smiles...

Everything is right with the world and peace has been restored...

She knows who the boss is he thinks to himself, she's learnt her lesson...

[Holey]

Concord couldn't beat himself out of a paper bag.

[Uncle Quentin]

Great stuff Chas, I see a lot of vest wearing occurring in this as well.
Especially in the scene where he orders Skinhead to get her lazy arse down to Dev's and fetch him a flagon and twenty Silk Cut right now.

"And what do you tell Dev about your bruises? ... When he asks??" ... he growls menacingly ...

"Er I walked into a duuuuuuur" ... says Skinhead as she looks around for her crutches.

"And I got hit in the face with a football" ... says April.

"Yeah ... that's right ... and you better be convincing you slags or so God help me I won't be responsible for what happens ... " (clenches both fists and spits on the floor)

[Charley Says...]

Yes...
A vest is a must...
With bean juice down the front of it...

It would be clean...
But that lazy cow can't put her phone down for five minutes to do any washing...
Somebody ought to teach her a lesson, eh Chez...?

Chez...?
CHEZ...??

Shit Chesney...!!
I only meant show her how to use the washing machine...
Not put her head in it and put it on full spin...

You nasty bastard...

[Uncle Quentin]

We had a glimpse of Chesney's vindictive side that time he wouldn't let Skinhead use his saucepan.

Just because she'd randily got herself knocked up by some Lothario.

That was worse than anything Phelan's ever done.

Yet for some reason Chesney seems to get a free ride on here, whilst good father and well-known philanthropist Pat gets a raw deal.

Honestly, you couldn't make it up could you!

[Charley Says...]

I see he's at it again...
Not content with abusing Skinhead...
He has to turn his attentions to other women...

This time the victim is poor Beth...
The vicious ginger bully has only gone and broken her arm...
And put her in hospital...

And what do the police do...?
Want to take their clothes off and show him a good time...
Coppers eh...?
Feckin' useless, the lot of 'em...

I hope they lock him up and throw away the key...
Before he takes it a step further...
Next thing you know he'll be carrying a ball-pane hammer and a bunch of five pound notes...
And roaming the red light districts of Manchester and Leeds...

Evil bastard...

[Charley Says...]

So now that Skinhead has managed to escape from Chesney and his controlling ways...
Who will he turn his abusive behaviour towards next...?
My money is on little April...

When the little brat won't put her dress on for school on Monday...
Chez gets a bit punchy and chins April...

Later on he buys her a doll as hush money...
But April doesn't want his bribes...
She just wants to be loved...

Chesney is in no mood to be affectionate...
Not yet anyways...
That can wait until he's had a few beers...

Chesney wants his tea and he chosen April to make it...
God help the wee girl if she burns his Bubble and Squeak...

And all this because Skinhead ditched him at the altar...
Well it's not an altar because it was a Register / Registry office...
And it wasn't an aisle either...

The Nasty Ginger Bastard...

[Zeus89]

I'm glad that Weasel Chesney is not with Slaggy Sinead.

I'm hoping the writers have him killed off by King Phelan