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Post by Holey on Mar 28, 2018 22:18:37 GMT
 Cheaters, everybody needs good cheaters, just a friendly wave each morning to help make a better day. |
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Post by Lotty27 on Mar 29, 2018 1:35:25 GMT
It was so bloody blatant, he didn't even try to hide what he was doing. Idiot and cheating scumbag. Of course the Ashes result should now be null and void and England being declared the winners  - as we're not cheating scum. But I don't know why I'm getting my knickers in a twist about it as I bloomin' loathe cricket, it's the bane of my life in the summer when the Misters L decide it just has to be on the main, big telly. Barstewards. |
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Post by Uncle Quentin on Apr 30, 2018 17:48:29 GMT
I don't know anything about cricket, but I'm great at cheating at Monopoly.
Probably one of the best.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 30, 2018 17:52:30 GMT
As anyone ever finished a game of Monopoly...
Without slinging the board across the room...?
My mates missus broke his nose with the folded edge of a Monopoly board...
Just coz he was laughing when he was winning...
Stupid game...
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 30, 2018 17:56:31 GMT
My missus slung the scrabble board across the room once...
Because I accused her of cheating...
She wasn't happy when I got the OED out to check some stupid word she had made up...
Totally ruined the evening she did...
And I was finding the little letters for weeks after...
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Post by Uncle Quentin on Apr 30, 2018 18:02:01 GMT
It's like I always tell the little ones, it's not the winning that counts, but how good you are at cheating.
There's no pleasure to be had in winning a game fairly. That's for nerds and squares.
I always cheat at Cluedo too - the family think I'm an ace detective, I even solved it once before a dice had been rolled.
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- as we're not cheating scum.
