Classic EE - Pete's Cowboy Hat

[Uncle Quentin]

Ok, it's obvious that Pete wears that massive cowboy hat to compensate for his pathetically small penis, but who do we think is satisfying that slag Kathy?

Must be Wilmott-Bryan surely?  Or Wicksy??

Also, does everyone agree that Pete is ploughing Lou Breale & then paying her off with a tray of past-their-date tomatoes?

[Charley Says...]

It's a well known secret Uncle Q...
That the real person who is banging that shlaaaaaag Kathy every night...
Is Ian Beal...

Pete's too interested in dressing like Calamity Jane...
Selling rotten veg...
And touching young boys...

[CAEF]

Pete The Potato. He made Jacko and Jimmy Savile look placid when it can to kids.