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Post by Teeks on May 10, 2015 2:58:12 GMT
I am excited about United signing Memphis Depay though. Looks a tidy player! We are building a formidable squad for the future that's for sure! May we dominate the Premier League for another decade once again .
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Post by Charley Says... on May 10, 2015 14:49:33 GMT
I am excited about United signing Memphis Depay though. Looks a tidy player! We are building a formidable squad for the future that's for sure! May we dominate the Premier League for another decade once again . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Stop it... stop it now you're killing me...
Seriously though... I don't know how you southerners cope with them vast crowds in London... All wearing Manure shirts...
Hardly see any oop 'ere in t'nurth...
City Till I Die...
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Post by Charley Says... on May 10, 2015 14:59:31 GMT
We've just relegated QPR... I hate doing that as I know only too well what it feels like...
On the flip side we did demolish them 6-0...
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 15:00:25 GMT
Remember that song we used to sing in Eighties mate? ...
"There's only one United ... and that's a chocolate biscuit ... "
Mind you, those biscuits were banned in my house. No way was I buying a biccy called United.
Nope, it was fruit Club's only in my gaff back then, or maybe a pack of Trio's.
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Post by Teeks on May 10, 2015 15:03:38 GMT
I am excited about United signing Memphis Depay though. Looks a tidy player! We are building a formidable squad for the future that's for sure! May we dominate the Premier League for another decade once again . Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Stop it... stop it now you're killing me...
Seriously though... I don't know how you southerners cope with them vast crowds in London... All wearing Manure shirts...
Hardly see any oop 'ere in t'nurth...
City Till I Die...
That is a myth, sir! I've seen plenty of fans wearing United kits over there! I do wish you evil City fans would stop spreading these myths . It's true though, there are loads of glory hunting fans in London, who know nothing about United. But it's the same for Chelsea and City now (it'll only get worse as the club wins more trophies). I would like to think I am not one of them since I supported them since I was a kid in the early 90s and have good knowledge of the club's history . Blame my dad for this, he use to take me to games at Old Trafford and I became obsessed with the club ever since. I still have a soft spot for West Ham though and maybe in another life I would've supported them. Shity will never have United's history nor our trophy cabinet . It's the brutal truth, Charley! You can try and copy us as much as you want! But there's only one Man United . Make no mistake we will back to rule over England once again!
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Post by Charley Says... on May 10, 2015 15:03:40 GMT
Same here UQ... never ate one in my life...
In fact I used to avoid going past McVities on Wellington Road near Stockport just so I didn't have to see that shitty United sign on the wall outside...
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Post by Teeks on May 10, 2015 15:10:23 GMT
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Post by Teeks on May 10, 2015 15:19:39 GMT
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Post by Teeks on May 10, 2015 15:52:28 GMT
We've just relegated QPR... I hate doing that as I know only too well what it feels like...
On the flip side we did demolish them 6-0... God, what has Shity got against QPR? Lol. You're always humiliating them for no good reason .
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 16:09:58 GMT
United fans are like rats, as in you're never more than two feet away from one. Which reminds me of this true story ... A Man United fan, a Liverpool fan, and an Arsenal fan go to this hotel. Sadly they only have one room left which boasts only two beds. They do however have a barn, where the third chap can sleep for free. So the Arsenal fan says ... "You two guys have the beds, I'll take the barn." So the Liverpool fan and the Man United fan retire to the room for the night. Then a minute later, there's a knock on the door. It's the Arsenal fan. He says ... "Sorry guys, there's a pig in the barn, being a strict Muslim it's against my religion to sleep with a pig." So the Liverpool fan says ... "No worries, you have my bed and I'll take the barn." Then a minute later there's a knock on the door. It's the Liverpool fan. He says ... "Sorry guys, there's a cow in the barn, being a strict Hindu it's against my religion to sleep with a cow." So the Man United fan says ... "No worries, you have my bed and I'll take the barn." Then a minute later there's a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow ...
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Post by Teeks on May 10, 2015 16:40:07 GMT
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Post by Lady W on May 10, 2015 16:45:15 GMT
Loving your work, Uncle Q
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Post by Charley Says... on May 10, 2015 16:48:46 GMT
Excellent Uncle Q... Excellent...
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 17:22:27 GMT
Everybody knows I'm Newport County's most handsome fan. It's something I've learned to live with.
But I'm also a closet Liverpool fan. Have been since the days of Stevie Heighway tearing down the left wing next to the Kemmy, with Barney Rubble in support, and King Kenny popping them in at the Kop end.
Which reminds me of another true story ...
This group of kids are playing footy on a local park, when all of a sudden this huge, vicious dog appears and starts to savagely attack one of the bairns. Quick as a flash, his mate wrestles the dog to the floor and kills it, thus saving his pal's life.
A newspaper reporter happens to be watching, and races over to the scene before grilling the brave boy who has just saved his chum's life.
"Wow ... that was really impressive" ... he says ... "How you heroically saved your friend's life like that." "I'm going to write about this in the newspaper ... it'll make a brilliant story." "Who do you support? ... Is it United? ... I can see the headline now ... Brave United Fan Saves Friend From Certain Death."
"No" ... says the boy.
"Ok" ... the reporter replies ... "Is it Arsenal then? ... that'll make a great headline too ... Fearless Arsenal Fan Risks All For Chum."
"No" ... replied the boy ... "I support Liverpool actually."
"Oh" ... says the reporter.
The main headline on the front page of the newspaper the next day duly read ... "Scouse Bastard Slays Family Pet!"
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Post by Charley Says... on May 10, 2015 18:35:03 GMT
Lolzer UQ...
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