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Post by Holey on Aug 1, 2015 22:05:17 GMT
Here's what I'd do: 1. Rob a bank. A couple hundred grand should do it, nothing too fancy that would draw attention, like. 2. Employ the services of a writer and producer to start putting together a new television series. 3. Put out a casting call for middle aged blondes with a cracking pair, with the stipulation that the successful applicant will have previously played a stuck up, nasty hypocrite with a smoking hot alcoholic daughter. 4. Wait for Jo Joyner's agent to ring up desperately begging for an audition, as she's been out of work since embarrassing herself so badly in the live episode. 5. On the day of auditions, you could just turn up to the auditions... or.... 6. Wait for the actress to leave the house for the audition, then go in and hold all of her family hostage with a shotgun. 7. Issue a ransom demand: If she ever wants to speak to her family again, she'll have a candlelit dinner with you, demolish a nice bit of braised lamb with some couscous on the side, paired with a nice Rioca or something. 8. Over the dinner, tell her that she's a ham actress and will never work again, then walk out and leave her to pay the bill. 9. Great success. naughty. m0918 |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2015 13:22:14 GMT
Shocking actress.
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Post by EveT1991 on Aug 14, 2015 21:32:47 GMT
No she is not a shocking actress. Did you watch Ordinary Lies she was fantastic in that. Do you hate Jo Joyner? |
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Post by kitkat1971 on Aug 14, 2015 23:35:57 GMT
How people view acting is very subjective. Even an actor who is generally very well regarded might not be to everybody's taste, they might find their work 'shocking' and no offence is intended. Please try not to see it as a personal insult to the actor or their fans.
Also, not liking somebody's professional work is very different to hating them as a person. I doubt anybody on here could say they 'hate' Jo Joyner or any other actor as they are very unlikely to actually know them personally. And you can't hate somebody you don't know.
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Post by Holey on Aug 14, 2015 23:45:55 GMT
Oh I don't know I could have a good go at that with Sean Tully(BAFTA winning actor Anthony Cotton.)  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 8:11:16 GMT
I met her on my day at Elstree. I'll see if I can find the picture and I'll post it. Thanks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 10:52:56 GMT
![]()  Ah, here it is. I knew I had it somewhere. We had a nice chat and a coffee. She was asking about the forum as well. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 11:30:16 GMT
Did she mention me at all Mo?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 11:59:47 GMT
She did, UQ. She said she was thinking of moving to Newport and wondered whether there was a local pool team she could play for. I told her that the Dog & Biscuit had one but that yourself, Leftfinger Larry, Mop Top Mick and One Eyed Tony with the false leg played every week and that you didn't have any room for anyone else.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 16:55:41 GMT
Cheers for that pal, you've saved me having to let her down lightly.
I'd heard from several folk that she fancied me, and wondered whether or not that might be a problem.
One-eyed-Tony reckons he still definitely would mind.
If that helps?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 17:02:23 GMT
To be honest, she was pretty insistent on having my mobile number but I wouldn't give it to her. She's not interested in a normal, well balanced relationship. It would have just been wall to wall sex so I told her in the nicest possible way to jog on. I told her that I'm not a piece of meat.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2015 17:17:11 GMT
She struck me as that sort.
Nice looking girl and all that, but a stranger to a tread mill.
Hopefully she's stopped pining after me Mo.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 11:01:50 GMT
No she is not a shocking actress. Did you watch Ordinary Lies she was fantastic in that. Do you hate Jo Joyner? Ordinary Lies and fantastic in the same sentence, don't make me laugh lol-045 It was like a retirement home for deadwood. |
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Post by EveT1991 on Aug 17, 2015 11:14:48 GMT
No she is not a shocking actress. Did you watch Ordinary Lies she was fantastic in that. Do you hate Jo Joyner? Ordinary Lies and fantastic in the same sentence, don't make me laugh lol-045 It was like a retirement home for deadwood. Well Jo was fantastic in Ordinary Lies. When you say Jo is a shocking actress does that mean you just think she can't act or you hate her? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2015 14:39:08 GMT
Ordinary Lies and fantastic in the same sentence, don't make me laugh lol-045 It was like a retirement home for deadwood. Well Jo was fantastic in Ordinary Lies. When you say Jo is a shocking actress does that mean you just think she can't act or you hate her? The clue is in the words 'shocking actress' free-rolleye-smileys-323 |
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