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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 5:05:23 GMT
Kirsty adored her baby and loathed Fuzzface so there is absolutely NO WAY that she would just up and vanish to never see her child again, even if it was at SS HQ being watched by SS Officers. To insinuate Kirsty wouldn't bother with her child is ludicrous for she would be fighting Ty and that old boot for defined access to Roobs.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 10:15:32 GMT
I don't even think Tirrone is Rooobeh's real dad, she's a pretty girl with a normal shaped head.
I have my suspicions that 'Urp isn't Fiz's either, indeed I'll eat my hat if the berks at the hospital didn't make a fatal baby switch there.
Yep, somebody somewhere has an overweight nipper with ginger hair, who's bone idle, lisps and waddles around like a duck, whilst accidentally murdering other kids.
I'd bet the lovely bacon sarnie I'm about to scoff on it.
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Post by J-B on Oct 12, 2015 11:38:42 GMT
As someone who doesn't watch Coronation Street anymore, I rely on updates from the likes of Unk, Chazza, Nath, and Mo. I really appreciate the fair and balanced commentary that you all put forward. Does Tirrone still subsist solely from bacon barms, so as not to suffer any of Fuzzes disgusting muck for food? I bet he does. Royston must be laughing all the way to that Cathys bedroom with Tirrone singlehandedly keeping him afloat.
Say what you want about Kirsty, but the girl could cook, and she had that house well in order.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 13:17:27 GMT
I don't even think Tirrone is Rooobeh's real dad, she's a pretty girl with a normal shaped head. I have my suspicions that 'Urp isn't Fiz's either, indeed I'll eat my hat if the berks at the hospital didn't make a fatal baby switch there. Yep, somebody somewhere has an overweight nipper with ginger hair, who's bone idle, lisps and waddles around like a duck, whilst accidentally murdering other kids. I'd bet the lovely bacon sarnie I'm about to scoff on it. To be fair, 'Urp probably inherited it from the late John Stape - who was a beautiful and wonderful man. Let's just hope (lol) she inherited some of his traits such as smashing irritants over the head with a hammer or suffocating them, this would be a good story for her to finish off Fiz and Tyrone.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 12, 2015 13:20:31 GMT
Kirsty adored her baby and loathed Fuzzface so there is absolutely NO WAY that she would just up and vanish to never see her child again, even if it was at SS HQ being watched by SS Officers. To insinuate Kirsty wouldn't bother with her child is ludicrous for she would be fighting Ty and that old boot for defined access to Roobs. Yeah, she wasn't always skipping off to the pub (dragging Tiirone along with her) leaving the kids back at home alone while they were getting plastered. She cared for Ruby, not just using her as an excuse to laze off work like Fiz has done twice over in the past year (as good old Uncle Quentin has pointed out). It's just bad writing really to expect us to believe that in two-and-a-half-years since her departure she hasn't tried to have some sort of contact, then we had that excuse last year she left the country. As if. I guess they'll bring her back briefly so Fiz can have another excuse to widen her eyes and whinge when Tyrone grows close to her again.
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Post by Charley Says... on Oct 12, 2015 19:15:20 GMT
You can say what you want about Kirsty but she absolutely adored Tirrone... In fact I'd go as far to say she worshiped the ground he walked on...
The little incidents with the hoover tube were just her little way of expressing her love for the fat head... And what does he do to pay her the favour in return...?
He goes and starts an affair with ginger pound coin teeth... Absolutely loath him for that I do...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 9:39:00 GMT
Pound-coin teeth! LOL
I'm just about done with that waddling, bone-idle, bean-spilling cur, and her square-headed oaf of a partner. I'm at the point where I simply cannot stomach another second of the slovenly freaks upon my TV screen. I was choking on my Quavers last night, incandescent with boiling rage, gazing at their disgusting front-room slum which looks like a friggin' bomb has gone off.
God only knows what state their ruddy bathroom is in. I bet their toilet bowl is browner than Maria's moustache. Their bedroom carpet is probably furrier than a mink coat.
Those two disgraceful lard-arses make the Dingles look positively house proud.
The biggest question of all is, why do none of their never-ending stream of visitors ever tell them? I'd be turning up in a boiler suit with a clothes peg on my nose. The filthy slags.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2015 10:50:10 GMT
Its the kind of place where you wipe your feet on the way out.
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Post by Charley Says... on Oct 17, 2015 11:53:24 GMT
Pound-coin teeth! LOL I'm just about done with that waddling, bone-idle, bean-spilling cur, and her square-headed oaf of a partner. I'm at the point where I simply cannot stomach another second of the slovenly freaks upon my TV screen. I was choking on my Quavers last night, incandescent with boiling rage, gazing at their disgusting front-room slum which looks like a friggin' bomb has gone off. God only knows what state their ruddy bathroom is in. I bet their toilet bowl is browner than Maria's moustache. Their bedroom carpet is probably furrier than a mink coat. Those two disgraceful lard-arses make the Dingles look positively house proud. The biggest question of all is, why do none of their never-ending stream of visitors ever tell them? I'd be turning up in a boiler suit with a clothes peg on my nose. The filthy slags. s0238 s0238 s0238
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2015 12:17:43 GMT
Frumpy-fat-factory-fool-Fiz ruined another week's worth of Corrie for me last week.
The sight of her and Box-head sat there amidst the pitiful squalor of that hovel they live in, feeling sorry for themselves, just after they'd eaten their dinner of lard on toast.
I was a bit hammered last night after my day out in Brizzle and fell over in the Chinese, levelling some poor couple's table and flattening their meal. The woman behind the counter was very nice, she helped wipe all their prawn curry off me. Then she gave me a free fortune cookie and said, you must make a wish."
So I said "Ok" and wished that somebody would drop Fiz into a volcano.
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Post by wallis on Oct 25, 2015 13:42:32 GMT
I don't know about anyone else but everytime I tune in for Corrie at the moment the STV Announcer tells us 'More bad news for Fizz & Tyrone coming up'.
I struggle to watch when I hear that those two lumps of uneducated lard are going to be centre stage yet again.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2015 8:23:10 GMT
Oh I don't know. Hearing of them suffering gives me a warm glow of satisfaction
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2015 8:56:48 GMT
How on earth did lardyarse Fizz have such a dainty child? Both she and Graeme were lardyarses then she married a lardyarse.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2015 22:19:02 GMT
Who the heck is Graeme? You better not be offending my John Stape who was a beautiful specimen. Hahaha. I think Graeme is his real name. Oops.
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Post by Lotty27 on Oct 28, 2015 13:06:01 GMT
How on earth did lardyarse Fizz have such a dainty child? Both she and Graeme were lardyarses then she married a lardyarse. Just like the lovely, gazelle like Belle on ED - how on earth could Lisa and Zak have made her?! Impossible! smiley-biglaugh
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