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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2015 16:01:54 GMT
I really don't care less about fictional children, they can all die as far as I'm concerned. They're a plot device which is then conveniently forgotten about forcing the writers to come up with more and more stupid excuses as to why they're not on screen.
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Post by J-B on Oct 28, 2015 18:49:38 GMT
How on earth did lardyarse Fizz have such a dainty child? Both she and Graeme were lardyarses then she married a lardyarse. Just like the lovely, gazelle like Belle on ED - how on earth could Lisa and Zak have made her?! Impossible! smiley-biglaugh "Lovely" is a funny way to spell murderous, Lots!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2015 20:02:28 GMT
What an oaf! He only had to make one phone call to cancel Lapland.
Couldn't he have just taken her to the Trafford Centre to see Santa. No, that would be too simple.
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Post by Charley Says... on Oct 29, 2015 19:01:28 GMT
He can sell the holiday can't he...? He'll lose the cost to change the names but at least he'll recoup most of it back... Their must be loads of people want tickets to Lapland...
And don't mention the ruddy Trafford Centre... Grrrr...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2015 20:19:52 GMT
So there's the Emmerdale kids, all done up for Halloween like an elite Hollywood 'special effects' make-up team have just popped round.
Then there's Fiz and Tirrone's urchins, who have cheap hats on and bugger all else. Poor sods.
If those dense fat oafs spent a little less on beer, bacon and unicorns, their poor kids might have had a half-decent Halloween. But no, that lazy slag Fiz can't even be arsed to go into work these days, and is now waddling around in a ruddy Batman costume.
I'm too disgusted for words.
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Post by Charley Says... on Oct 30, 2015 0:13:22 GMT
What hurt me Uncle Q... And I seriously mean this... Where was the feckin Unicorn...
Probably in the pound shop bin with last night's gravy all over it...
#ProperGutted
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Post by Charley Says... on Oct 30, 2015 7:26:49 GMT
Crying poverty t'other night was Tyrone to Kev... Boo feckin Hoo... someone else's kid has 'ovel cancer and I am so skint... I don't know how we'll cope Kev... Boo Hoo...
Well try doing a decent days work then you lazy fat shit... Instead of running to the Trafford Centre and parading about in stupid costumes that weren't remotely connected to Halloween... And how much did the costumes cost anyway...?
I bet Box Head still wants his percentage of the profits at the end of the week though... People like him make my blood boil... They really do...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 11:57:08 GMT
Great post mate.
I woke up this morning absolutely fuming about those two monstrous lard oafs. I was so darned livid the kids had to drag me off the postman earlier, so determined was I to throttle the first person I saw.
The ruddy cheek of Tirrone, using a poorly mute kid to guilt-trip a gullible Kev into paying his towing fine. Then the very next minute he's frittering money on Catwoman leathers and dashing over to the garage looking really sexy. Jeepers, talk about taking the piss. Kev probably paid for those too.
As for his bone-idle missus, well words simply fail me when it comes to this retarded dunce. I notice she can't possibly go to work these days because of her kid having got the plague or summat. Can't do a stick of housework either apparently. Yet she'll happily waddle to Oldham and back to see if there's any free cakes going. Honestly, I'd burn the repugnant beasts alive if I had my way.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 12:14:59 GMT
Instead of buying naff costumes for the kids, how come the super-machinist FatFuzz Mega-Gob did not use her endless sewing skills to make outfits for the kids? After all she doesn't work and certainly does not waste her valuable time on doing chores around t' hovel. I used to make all my kids Hallow'een costumes Just shows what a lazy old bag she really is if she cannot even do that for her sick child. BAH
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 12:25:20 GMT
The kids have been bending my ear about wanting to look "scary" for their Halloween party tomorrow. They said "blood and gore" was what they needed. So I've told them to come and see me tomorrow evening and I'll give them a ruddy good hiding before they go.
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Post by J-B on Oct 30, 2015 14:01:25 GMT
'Ovel cancer... LOL Charley!
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Post by Lotty27 on Oct 30, 2015 18:44:51 GMT
What an oaf! He only had to make one phone call to cancel Lapland. Couldn't he have just taken her to the Trafford Centre to see Santa. No, that would be too simple. What kind of oaf books that anyway? Hope has cancer FGS, he has no idea whether she'd have been able to travel! What he did came from a good place but it was a stupid knee-jerk reaction and for once I don't blame Fiz for being angry with him. All that money and although Fiz's job is being kept open she's not actually being paid so they might need the credit on that card further down the line but as per Tyrone doesn't think ahead or have one ounce of common sense!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2015 19:07:31 GMT
Fiz has got a cheek dictating the money when she's not willing to chip in by doing a day's work.
Couldn't Skinhead borrow her a sewing machine so she can stitch some gussets at home?
Nah, she's not got time for any of that, not when she's busy waddling down to the caff every ten minutes scrounging cakes.
Got the cheek of Old Nick that one has.
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Post by Charley Says... on Oct 31, 2015 11:55:45 GMT
'Ovel cancer... LOL Charley! I can't take the credit for that JB...
@bobtheknob made that one up...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2015 17:46:49 GMT
'Ovel cancer... LOL Charley! I can't take the credit for that JB...
@bobtheknob made that one up... I wouldn't take any notice of the words that fall out of me, rantings of a mad mun.
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