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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2015 6:07:24 GMT
Instead of buying naff costumes for the kids, how come the super-machinist FatFuzz Mega-Gob did not use her endless sewing skills to make outfits for the kids? After all she doesn't work and certainly does not waste her valuable time on doing chores around t' hovel. I used to make all my kids Hallow'een costumes Just shows what a lazy old bag she really is if she cannot even do that for her sick child. BAH If Friz had a working brain cell, she`d get her mincer pal Tully to sew some costumes because she`s just too bone idle. Hayles would`ve done it if she hadn`t drank that smoothie Friz made. Why Friz was never charged with Hayleys murder is beyond me. She had motive (her money for `Orp and Roobeh. Ole Ty must have a cast iron stomach the daft ha`perth.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2015 6:14:59 GMT
I bet this is the nursery rhyme Friz sings to Orp at night
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Post by Charley Says... on Nov 3, 2015 7:18:51 GMT
I bet this is the nursery rhyme Friz sings to Orp at night No Wav...
That is the one she sings to Ruby... You know... the other one she couldn't give a toss about now her precious is suffering with 'ovel cancer...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2015 7:53:28 GMT
Does she sing "Go away little girl...................." to Roobs??
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Post by Charley Says... on Nov 5, 2015 18:43:02 GMT
I couldn't stop laughing at Tirrone's face when Kev gave 21% of the business to Sofa... He was proper miffed... I just hope it came from his percentage of the shares...
That would really send Fiz over the edge... Sofa lording it up over Boxhead, telling him what time he can and can't start work... And screeching at him when he fecks off to the Trafford Centre to buy 'Ovel Cancer 'Ope a tatty Unicorn...
Oh yes... I'm quite looking forward to it now...
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Post by Charley Says... on Nov 6, 2015 7:42:50 GMT
Laughing my socks off last night when Tirrone asked Kev to buy his shares and Kev told him he didn't have the cash... That'll teach you not to look a gift horse in the mouth... You should have took that hand out from Kev 2 weeks ago when he offered...
I still don't understand why he can't put it on Ebay... I've never done it but surely you can sell a second hand holiday just like anything else...?
Anyway... I don't think I'll be inviting Ty & Co round to my Bonfire Party next year... Not after that pathetic attempt at a fireworks display... Even the kids were disinterested...
If Zak from Emmerdale had been in charge it would have been a brilliant display... He would have built little wooden huts to sell merchandise and burgers... And have massive Catherine wheels, Roman candles and Rockets...
No wonder Ty was crying like a girl at the end... It wasn't because Urp's hair is falling out... It's because he was ashamed at the poor attempt of a fireworks extravaganza he organised...
And so he should be... I shudder to think what sort of disaster is in store when he attempts to bring Lapland to Urp... He'll probably have cotton wool balls stuck on every surface and a tatty Unicorn with a Comic Relief red nose stuck on it... He may even dress up as Santa but without the red suit, black wellies or even a white beard...
Never mind Ty... You can always split your last can of lager with Fiz to celebrate afterwards... Loser...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 13:47:21 GMT
I actually hoped Tyrone would mess up again and accidentally burn down the house when setting off fireworks. That really would have pissed Fiz off lol.
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Post by J-B on Nov 6, 2015 14:00:14 GMT
I hope they are all on the streets by Christmas.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 14:57:03 GMT
Too right.
Those two fat spongers are boracic lint and will no doubt be "inviting" Roy for Christmas Dinner this year now ...
Fiz: "Awwwww Wooy ... we'd luv it if you would come and spend Chwistmas Day wiv us."
Roy: "Oh erm ... erm ok ... well thank you Fiz ... I'd be delighted to accept ... erm ... can I bring Cathy?"
Fiz: "Yes and can you also bring a turkey, some potatoes, some sprouts, some carrots, some gravy, some wine, some crackers, some presents for poorly 'Urp, and some Chwistmas Pudding Wooy??"
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2015 15:14:32 GMT
I hope they are all on the streets by Christmas. Both Tyrone and Fiz are lying out in the Street, wrapped in a dirty brown blanket and drinking can of lager. A police car arrives with lights flashing, stops and out steps Kirsty, who proceeds to beat the pair of them with a baton and allows the two girls to come with her.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2015 17:23:13 GMT
More worry from Tirrone last night I noticed, the poor fella can hardly function these days so racked with fretting he is over cancer-kid 'Urp. Not to mention him being completely boracic lint as well. Bless him.
Fair play to him then, for drinking his money in the pub like he was, guzzling glasses of ale down his fat neck whilst playing darts with Luke or Maria.
(I can't tell those two apart these days what with their matching moustaches, but it was definitely one of them)
Like he hadn't a care in the world. Laughing and joshing his square head off, whilst that poor wife of his sits at home looking at all the housework that needs doing.
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Post by Charley Says... on Nov 23, 2015 18:37:02 GMT
I hope your sitting down when I tell you this... Promise not to explode and smash things up...
Boxhead Tirrone takes out all his pent up aggression, caused by living with Pound Coin Teeth Fiz, on Royston this week... A man so gentle he would open the door to let a fly out rather than swat it...
Yes folks... Boxhead really does lay into him, all because poor old Roy messes up 'Ovel Cancer 'Ope's Lapland surprise... I'm thoroughly disgusted...
Roy even offers him money afterwards as well... The guy has no morals...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2015 19:42:43 GMT
That was thoughtful of Boxhead-Tirrone to give out his credit card details. He wants to be more careful though, if they fell into the wrong hands, well, I shudder to think.
Right I'm off to buy myself that thousand-inch HD telly I've had my beady eye on. Might treat the missus to something nice too, like a new iron or a lawn mower.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2015 17:10:43 GMT
If Fiz needs to pay off Tyrone's debts, she could always go and find some dying old widow and steal her dosh once she kicks the bucket. I believe that's how she has dealt with her money issues before.
Then when she is caught she can try and avoid responsibility by crying and saying she did it all for Hope, but not the fact she is a greedy bitch.
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Post by Charley Says... on Dec 17, 2015 7:03:48 GMT
So the fat oaf has reached his credit limit with WONGA... And what has he got to show for it...? Feck all... except a floppy Santa...
Hey... here's an idea Tirrone... Why don't you try doing some work you lazy fat bastard, instead of leaving it all to your work mates... No... You'd rather play with your phone or be chatting to FeckinFiz than give your work mates a hand...
It might not earn you anymore money but at least you'll have some self respect...
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