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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 12:40:00 GMT
We could double date, UQ. I would be prepared to take one for the team with Ferne in order to facilitate your happiness. Awww, don't mention it. It's nothing. It's what I do. I was disappointed to see Chris Eubank go - a decent enough chap I thought unlike playground bully Hadley. I think I would like that mate. Myself and the new missus, Lady C, are quite taken with that young Ferne oik. So long as you don't bring that other young motor-mouth with the jaw that swings like a hammock in the wind. Lady C says it makes her feel as ghastly as a wretched dose of seasickness, watching her quote that dreadfully crude Viz Magazine every two minutes. It's just not tennis apparently.
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Post by Lotty27 on Dec 2, 2015 14:54:22 GMT
Lady C does make me laugh! Apparently (according to the bastions of truth the tabloids) she's left because of bullying by Tony and Duncan! I quote: A source said: "The medical line has nothing to do with it, it's all to do with bullying. She feels she has been picked on by Tony Hadley and Duncan Bannatyne, the bullying got so much that she just couldn't stand it anymore and she walked. "She can stick up for herself but she felt she was put in a corner. She is currently in great spirits because she is away from both of those men."Brilliant! I can't wait for her first explosive interview! I bet there's a lot of m0196 to the other campers! smiley-biglaugh But the camp will be a quieter place now that's for sure. But Duncan might lift his face (has there ever been such a more miserable looking bugger than him?) and Tony might throw a party! Jorgie and George might stop crying! Either way, I'm sure WhyAyeMan-HinnyMan-Pet Vicky will keep us right up to date. (P.S. I can't help but believe that now Chris has gone, who sheltered Lady C to a certain extent and has (apparently) done many chores for her, that she's not comfortable in camp now so has buggered orrrf! She's left when she was ready but isn't going to go quietly! )
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Post by Lotty27 on Dec 2, 2015 15:01:36 GMT
Apparently Lady C has left the jungle on medical grounds, bugger, I wanted her to win. I won't be watching anymore, it will just be a bore fest now. I would normally say that too but I'm interested to see if the mood lifts in camp or not or if they are all just genuinely sick of being there now. And as much as I found Lady C fascinating/interesting/exasperating/hilarious etc it might be good to see if any of the others start coming out of their shells and actually get interesting?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 15:41:04 GMT
Sounds a goer, UQ. I hope neither Lady C or Ferne will have had a shower before we go out. All adds to the occasion.
After a marathon sex session with the gals, we could watch the football while they go off on a Dingo Dollar challenge to get us some clotted cream scones or whatever.
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Post by Lotty27 on Dec 2, 2015 18:17:27 GMT
Humph! I'm cross now. I've just downloaded 'IACGMOOH now'. In Yvette's interview where the other campers praise the person who's just left, one of the other campers said they enjoyed her ghost stories but as far as I recall we never heard ONE! Not one solitary story and I like spooky ghost stories.
Humph. smiley-angry
(lol! when I've written 'g-host' (without the dash) it's put the smilie on!)
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Post by kitkat1971 on Dec 2, 2015 18:46:19 GMT
Yes, medical grounds after a minor fall but has also cited bullying by Duncan and Tony. Apparently she started threatening lawyers so they got her out.
I hope she does take some action against Duncan and Tony. And they counter sue for Libel. Then there can be a court case, with full unedited footage and we'll actually get to the bottom of it all.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 18:54:00 GMT
That's my fiance your talking about Kitty!
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Post by kitkat1971 on Dec 2, 2015 19:09:20 GMT
That's my fiance your talking about Kitty! I'm sorry UQ. Be assured I'll be lovely to her face at your wedding and social functions - just hate and bitch about her in private. I've done it with plenty of friends spouses over the years!
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Post by wallis on Dec 2, 2015 19:13:21 GMT
That's my fiance your talking about Kitty! LOL!!!!Maybe ITV should do a special I'm A Celebrity with all of us jetting off to Oz.
The viewing figures would go through the roof and ITV would get shutdown permanently.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 19:34:10 GMT
That's my fiance your talking about Kitty! I'm sorry UQ. Be assured I'll be lovely to her face at your wedding and social functions - just hate and bitch about her in private. I've done it with plenty of friends spouses over the years! How very dare you! You'll regret your loose tongue young lady when I'm Lord Uncle Q. You mark my words missy, I shan't be forgetting this in a hurry.
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Post by kitkat1971 on Dec 2, 2015 20:23:37 GMT
I'm sorry UQ. Be assured I'll be lovely to her face at your wedding and social functions - just hate and bitch about her in private. I've done it with plenty of friends spouses over the years! How very dare you! You'll regret your loose tongue young lady when I'm Lord Uncle Q. You mark my words missy, I shan't be forgetting this in a hurry. Oh uncle Q. Either you'll have to back your beloved up in Court against me publicly or discipline me privately....
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 23:10:44 GMT
Can we settle this privately Kitty?
Away from the new missus?? She's a bit of a nuisance.
I'm willing to let this sorry saga go so long as you turn up full of remorse, to my hotel room, alone. You'll also need to be wearing extremely lofty stilettos and an unfeasibly low-cut blouse.
If all of the above requirements are met, I think we can thrash out a solution that suits us both.
You will need to address me me as "Phelan" throughout though, that is a prerequisite I'm afraid.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 23:55:32 GMT
What happened tonight? I've been watching The Mighty Reds vs. Southampton.
I'm planning on blamming out on the series now, but wouldn't mind knowing what those two short-arsed runts said about my new fiance?
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Post by Holey on Dec 2, 2015 23:57:35 GMT
Not worth watching now sadly, full of old goats and oiks.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 2, 2015 23:59:30 GMT
PS. I haven't summoned up the courage to tell her indoors yet.
So keep all this "fiance" stuff to yourselves.
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