EE Episode Thread 30/05/16: MyLauren returns

[J-B]

Evening all. I was meant to be doing the Dark Side episode thread tonight to celebrate My beautiful Lauren's return, but I got banned because I used a bad word and had to be punished for my crimes. I will be doing it here instead.

Today's episode marks a great moment for Eastenders: DTC's reign of terror has finally been brought a close with his sacking, and MyLauren has returned. Almost all is right with the world.

Here is a collage to celebrate MyLauren's return, as she is the sexiest woman alive and the love of my life:


Coming up tonight:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoilers - in tonight's episode, 100% straight from the BBC I promise}Beale is still worried about McBeale's condition and is also reeling from the shock return of MyLauren, who has disappeared to catch up with J-B for a night of passionate lovemaking.

Dead Kathy urges Beale to take a break and have some time to himself, so Ian goes home and pleasures himself to highly illegal midget pornography. Later, he heads back to the hospital with Bob, who wastes no time tormenting McBeale's lifeless body, telling her with no uncertainty that if she ever forgets to order a drink with his pizza again, it will be a watery grave instead of a hospital. With Other Linda unhappy to see Bob at the hospital, what will happen next? Has Other Linda sealed her fate by raising her voice at Bob/

Meanwhile, MyLauren becomes frustrated when Abi refuses to help Max. MyLauren is also worried to hear about everything that happened between Abi and Ben, though says that she could have some foresight given that Ben is a self-loathing murderous crybaby that actually came out years ago.

Elsewhere, when Phil reveals that Sam wants him to go to Portugal when he receives a text saying "Awright bruv, Daniella Westbrook here. Fancy having it large in Albufeira this weekend? P.S. Bring some crack.", Sharon does a lot of eyebulging and says that he should go.

Also today, Jay and Roxy push forward with their plan to get themselves a storyline, but Jay soon has a change of heart. As Roxy waits alone, she spots Amy but will it be enough to stop her going through with her plan?

Cast list for tonight:

Beale - Adam Woodyatt
McBeale - Laurie Brett
Bob - Eliot Carrington
Christian Clarke - John Partridge
Other Linda - Lynda Baron
MyLauren, the sexiest woman alive and love of my life - Jacqueline Jossa
Murderous Abi - Lorna Fitzgerald
Interesting Jack - Scott Maslen
Roxy 'storylines' Mitchell - Rita Simons
Philthy - Steve McFadden
Ma Mitchell - Letitia Dean
King Billy - Perry Fenwick
Jay not-Mitchell Brown - Jamie Borthwick
Dead Kathy - Gillian Taylforth
Gavin Sullivan, master villain - Paul Nicholas
Shit Phil - Karl Howman
Yellowbelly Carter - Ted Reilly
Fitney - Shona McGarty
Untrustworthy Janet - Grace
Mouthy Mitchell - Abbie Knowles
Hairy Denny - Bleu Landau
Prince William - Freddie Phillips
Dr Sandra Vole - Badria Timimi

Executive Producer - Dominic Treadwell-Collins, arrogance personified
Director - Richard Lynn
Writer - Peter Mattessi

Enjoy the episode everybody.

[J-B]

Thanks for the thread J-B, looks like this is going to be a good episode. Can't wait.

[J-B]

Not long now guys, I expect everyone else will be here in a minute.

[Lotty27]

Fantastic start to the thread JB!
Thanks for all your hard work.

Amazing how all those pesky soap sites missed the main spoiler - that Lauren came back for a night of passion with JB!  How remiss of them *tuts*  Back for Max?!  Pfft!  As if!  Only on here can we get the most up to date, red hot soap spoilers and characters true motivations 

[wallis]

Loving the cast list JB!  ok-wink

[Lotty27]

LOL!!!! I've just noticed some of the names in the cast list   smiley-biglaugh   smileys-applause-431206

[J-B]

Not long to go now. Nice to see all the regulars here, welcome Lots and Wozza.

[J-B]

Here we go!

[J-B]

LOL at Bob being the first thing McBeale sees. I hope she wakes up with that image in her head for the rest of her miserable prison-bound days.

[J-B]

10/10 Lauren
10/10 Episode

Seems like this Steven bloke has a deathwish  free-indifferent-smileys-697  

[wallis]

Your Lauren has forsaken you for another JB!

I must admit though that she did look very pretty. The break has done her good. 

[Deleted]

Bit cliquey on here isn't it?!   free-rolleye-smileys-323

Who's the creepy weirdo banging on about 'his' Lauren?! 

Male rape  -face

Yikes, sorry...wrong forum