Callum's mate with the flat cap

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What a brilliant bloke. One of the hardest men ever ever ever ever ever ever ever on the cobbles. "Shall I give him a smack" followed by "I like breaking legs, me. I've done it before". He simply MUST become a regular. "Oi, who are you calling skanky ?"  Absolutely love him.

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Yep I was shaking in my shoes so hard when I saw this midget, not sure who is more scary him or the bleach head dark roots chubster third member of the As Scary as Jelly Gang.

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Mo's not often wrong and he's right again.

Cappy is a vicious brute and there's certainly no doubts about that.
A real sadistic, hard-as-nails bone-breaker.
The sort who'd smash your face in just for accidentally putting the Birdie Song on the jukebox.

I'll tell you this much, if I ever want any sod kneecapped and beaten beyond all recognition, it'll be Cappy I'll be getting to do it.
He looks the sort of bloke who when he issues a beating, it bloody well stays issued!

No wonder gay Callum is so cock-sure of himself, it all makes perfect sense now.
He can be as cheeky as he likes, there'll never ever be any comebacks whilst Cappy is watching his back.
Even Clint Eastwood would ride straight back out of town if he saw Cappy stood outside the Saloon.

On another note, how sexy and gorgeous did Gemma look last night, especially when she was snorting that marching powder off the car seat?
How on earth can she be so ruddy beautiful with only the one face??
Why the girl's a veritable angel.

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Apr 21, 2015 9:32:50 GMT @bobtheknob said:

Mo's not often wrong and he's right again.

Cappy is a vicious brute and there's certainly no doubts about that.
A real sadistic, hard-as-nails bone-breaker.
The sort who'd smash your face in just for accidentally putting the Birdie Song on the jukebox.

I'll tell you this much, if I ever want any sod kneecapped and beaten beyond all recognition, it'll be Cappy I'll be getting to do it.
He looks the sort of bloke who when he issues a beating, it bloody well stays issued!

No wonder gay Callum is so cock-sure of himself, it all makes perfect sense now.
He can be as cheeky as he likes, there'll never ever be any comebacks whilst Cappy is watching his back.
Even Clint Eastwood would ride straight back out of town if he saw Cappy stood outside the Saloon.

On another note, how sexy and gorgeous did Gemma look last night, especially when she was snorting that marching powder off the car seat?
How on earth can she be so ruddy beautiful with only the one face??
Why the girl's a veritable angel.

Very perceptive comments, UQ. He is a hard, sadistic thug. The kind who enjoys violence. The kind to whom it is a way of life. I'm just wondering whether him and Gemma are an item. What a showpiece couple they make. The Posh and Becks of soap. Angelina and Brad. William and Kate. Mo and Gayn .... er .. I mean Geraldine. Uncle Quentin and that bird down his street at number 73 that he rattles occasionally.

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Apr 21, 2015 7:43:58 GMT @bluebell said:

Yep I was shaking in my shoes so hard when I saw this midget, not sure who is more scary him or the bleach head dark roots chubster third member of the As Scary as Jelly Gang.

I want to know how that fat chick who looks like Abzorbaloff and slurps unknown stuff up like NooNoo, managed to move 10 paces without puffing and wheezing like an old steam engine let alone caught up with David. And why on earth did David not poke her in the eye or kick her in the sausage wallet? She'd have soon let him go!

Campire Callum's skanky ho heavy if she lopped all the blonde off her hair:

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Being the concerned citizen that I am, not to mention a veritable pillar of my community, I phoned the police last night to grass Callum's gang up.
I felt reasonably safe doing so, what with my being a good 150 miles away.

I told them there was wicked drug dealing going on in that pub, and I also squealed about that little utility room out the back where trouble-makers are taken to be beaten.

The copper on the phone thanked me for my public-spirited nature, and said they'd be down there in a trice to put a stop to the illegal shenanigans.
I felt very reassured by his manner.
"The world would be a far better place if we had more decent people like you Uncle Q" ... he said.

Sadly, I then heard him telling his sergeant all about it, and then heard the serge say ... "Hang on a jimmy-riddling minute PC 109 ... that's Cappy's pub."
"We're not going in there mob-handed just to get our heads kicked in and our legs broken by Cappy ... he's done it before you know."

Then the copper came back on the phone, scolded me for wasting police time, and told me to mind my own bloody business.

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Apr 22, 2015 10:37:46 GMT @bobtheknob said:

Being the concerned citizen that I am, not to mention a veritable pillar of my community, I phoned the police last night to grass Callum's gang up.
I felt reasonably safe doing so, what with my being a good 150 miles away.

I told them there was wicked drug dealing going on in that pub, and I also squealed about that little utility room out the back where trouble-makers are taken to be beaten.

The copper on the phone thanked me for my public-spirited nature, and said they'd be down there in a trice to put a stop to the illegal shenanigans.
I felt very reassured by his manner.
"The world would be a far better place if we had more decent people like you Uncle Q" ... he said.

Sadly, I then heard him telling his sergeant all about it, and then heard the serge say ... "Hang on a jimmy-riddling minute PC 109 ... that's Cappy's pub."
"We're not going in there mob-handed just to get our heads kicked in and our legs broken by Cappy ... he's done it before you know."

Then the copper came back on the phone, scolded me for wasting police time, and told me to mind my own bloody business.

Hilarious!

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Apr 22, 2015 10:37:46 GMT @bobtheknob said:

Being the concerned citizen that I am, not to mention a veritable pillar of my community, I phoned the police last night to grass Callum's gang up.
I felt reasonably safe doing so, what with my being a good 150 miles away.

I told them there was wicked drug dealing going on in that pub, and I also squealed about that little utility room out the back where trouble-makers are taken to be beaten.

The copper on the phone thanked me for my public-spirited nature, and said they'd be down there in a trice to put a stop to the illegal shenanigans.
I felt very reassured by his manner.
"The world would be a far better place if we had more decent people like you Uncle Q" ... he said.

Sadly, I then heard him telling his sergeant all about it, and then heard the serge say ... "Hang on a jimmy-riddling minute PC 109 ... that's Cappy's pub."
"We're not going in there mob-handed just to get our heads kicked in and our legs broken by Cappy ... he's done it before you know."

Then the copper came back on the phone, scolded me for wasting police time, and told me to mind my own bloody business.

That's the rozzers for you nowadays, UQ. I can understand their trepidation though. He's possibly the hardest soap character ever.

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Apr 22, 2015 16:13:19 GMT Mo Mouse said:

Apr 22, 2015 10:37:46 GMT @bobtheknob said:

Being the concerned citizen that I am, not to mention a veritable pillar of my community, I phoned the police last night to grass Callum's gang up.
I felt reasonably safe doing so, what with my being a good 150 miles away.

I told them there was wicked drug dealing going on in that pub, and I also squealed about that little utility room out the back where trouble-makers are taken to be beaten.

The copper on the phone thanked me for my public-spirited nature, and said they'd be down there in a trice to put a stop to the illegal shenanigans.
I felt very reassured by his manner.
"The world would be a far better place if we had more decent people like you Uncle Q" ... he said.

Sadly, I then heard him telling his sergeant all about it, and then heard the serge say ... "Hang on a jimmy-riddling minute PC 109 ... that's Cappy's pub."
"We're not going in there mob-handed just to get our heads kicked in and our legs broken by Cappy ... he's done it before you know."

Then the copper came back on the phone, scolded me for wasting police time, and told me to mind my own bloody business.

That's the rozzers for you nowadays, UQ. I can understand their trepidation though. He's possibly the hardest soap character ever.

The trouble is Mo, you can't reason with a bloke like Cappy, he's just too violent.

You do your best to explain, try to find a happy medium, broker some sort of compromise, yet you still end up having your legs broken.

I've heard he's done it before.

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And he's given people a smack.

Remember when he asked David about hair products a couple of months ago when he was acting hard !!!