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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2015 22:45:09 GMT
Wouldn't if be funny when they are in their hotel room having dirty sex, Michael puffing and sweating the stress of the situation gets too much and he expires right there. But he is on top of Gail and she is unable to get him off and tries to call for help, and ends up being trapped for days.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 24, 2015 23:07:08 GMT
Wouldn't if be funny when they are in their hotel room having dirty sex, Michael puffing and sweating the stress of the situation gets too much and he expires right there. But he is on top of Gail and she is unable to get him off and tries to call for help, and ends up being trapped for days. Have you ever watched the film Private Benjamin NJ...
I was 13... got me through many a long night did that film... 
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2015 10:35:00 GMT
Michael's going to have the time of his life on this holiday, the lucky git.
Although there will be one or two rules ...
No sex because it might kill him.
No sly Thomas-Tanking because it might kill him.
No beer or sangria because it might kill him.
No ogling womens tits because it might kill him.
No swimming because it might kill him.
No sunbathing because it might kill him.
No chips because it might kill him.
No cooked breakfast because it might kill him.
No ice cream because it might kill him.
No dancing because it might kill him.
No scuba diving because it might kill him.
No hiring a moped because it might kill him.
No sightseeing because it might kill him.
No trips in a glass-bottom boat because it might kill him.
No arguing with reps because it might kill him.
No kite surfing because it might kill him.
No in-flight tv dinners because it might kill him.
No stuff from duty free because it might kill him.
... other than that, he's free to fill his boots.
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Post by sherwood on Apr 25, 2015 14:14:17 GMT
Maybe when Gail initially jilted Michael on Friday she was just testing him to see exactly what level of stress and shock he can take. Now she knows what he can take I reckon she's going to be subjecting hims to a non stop sexathon on the Costas. Lucky Michael   |
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