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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 8:23:49 GMT
I was hoping it would be Pointy Bob who met his end, this exhausted and totally idiotic character is well past his sell by. I too would like to see the end of Debbie, this sour faced selfish, scruffy, pandered to little Madam. How many more scenes can we have with "she is going to tell Pete", only to receive a text at the last minute, run off and meet Dross to tell him "she cant do this any more ", he persuades her to stay with him, and off she goes again, its like its on a loop and is sending me into a bloody boredom coma.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 13:14:17 GMT
I like Bob. It's that vile little bitch Carly who's ruined him by putting the guilt on him. Hate DD though. Why on Earth would all these men fall for her, skinny, scruffy, sour faced. Yuk.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 17:07:20 GMT
I've been perusing next week's telly mag, and was aghast to see Dobbie stood in the church wearing virginal white. Honestly, that girl has more neck than a bottle of Rioja.
Paracetamol-Pete appears to be wearing Trigger's blue suit from the Nag's Head. And stood right next to him is that shit-stirring gobshite Joe 90.
Now call me a skeptic, but I see only a recipe for disaster here.
Something tells me we won't be celebrating their Silver Wedding Anniversary in 2040.
It's such a shame, they were so well suited as well.
The Hotten Courier will be proper gutted. They were probably up all night penning their headline of ...
"Local Bike Marries Local Farm Inbred"
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 17:45:06 GMT
I'm expecting another monumental performance tonight from Chrissie. I think it might be wise if she looked a little less glamorous otherwise she's going to make the rest of the village look very dowdy in comparison. I don't know how she does it but she always hits just the right note. No wonder Moira is so jealous of her.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 17:55:45 GMT
I would agree mate.
Chrissie's a classy bird, and dowdy Moira is seething with rage because of her self-inflicted Lego hair. She know's what she's done.
If Chrissie were a gem stone, she'd be a Boodles diamond on Oxford Street. Moira would be an imitation Opal on Bow St. Market for £3.99 plus a free "almost diamond" necklace.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2015 17:58:44 GMT
You're not wrong, UQ. We've got Chrissie looking like she's modelling for one of the great Fashion Houses of Paris or Milan and then there's Moira in her manure stained overalls.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 6:34:49 GMT
"Local Bike Marries Local Farm Inbred"
How very true...........................
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2015 23:38:24 GMT
Only a rumour mind, but I heard Joe 90 is one of the cast members that carks it Oh well if it`s true, he can be a stand in for Liam in Benidorm. They share the same voice.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2015 17:50:01 GMT
Press Office Spoilers w/c 17th August
7264 Monday 17 August 7pm – 7.30pm
Rachel faces Jai across the courtroom
Ashley steps up to support the villagers
Jimmy tries to hide his troubles from Bernice
7265 Tuesday 18 August 7pm – 7.30pm
Ashley makes a mistake at the memorial
Rishi is angry with Jai
Doug worries abut Laurel
7266 Wednesday 19 August 7pm – 7.30pm
Emma grows anxious about Ross
Dan is tormented by his guilt
Laurel takes on a new role
7267/8 Thursday 20 August 7pm - 8pm
Debbie is horrified by Cain’s admission
Ashley tries to help Dan
Rakesh meddles in Jimmy’s affairs
7269 Friday 21 August 7pm – 7.30pm
Emma calls the police
Jimmy strikes a deal with Rakesh
Tracy finds a DVD from Val
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2015 6:54:58 GMT
I see Megan is to to have a foal. Another child for stone-faced Jai to yell MY SON about. I thought Megan was about 50? No older ladies need bother with IVF in soapland.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2015 9:24:25 GMT
What are they trying to insinuate about My Son? That he's some sort of a virile superstud? Frankly he'd be better off keeping it locked away in his yfronts for all the trouble its brought to him with My Son MkI, then My Son MkII that was only a rented My Son after all, then there was poor young Mia and now this?? Furthermore is any bloody female in the village safe with him about or had Enda better start locking her doors in case he should be overwhelmed with lust AGAIN?? Poor Megan though. I don't think she deserves all the shit heading her way if this is true because she's seen how he behaves with his other baby-mothers, ie lemon-faced Rachel and Ella - she knows how horrible Jai really is. Poor mare Incidentally - does any child in that village actually know who their Real father is?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2015 18:21:59 GMT
escargot....it wouldn`t surprise me if Layla announces she is pregnant too.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2015 21:24:26 GMT
Megan actress is 43 so perfectly possible she could be pregnant.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2015 7:11:24 GMT
How much longer is this Rachet whining going to go on for? Its more than boring and dragged out and I dont give a flying one about who Archie is awarded custody to. See Liza is back with the usual bee in her wobbling barnet about sommat, what's going to happen to Jawnie now?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2015 6:59:12 GMT
I saw her lamp dopey Sam one. Pathetic. She really should sign up for WWF wrestling. I note again how Sam packs his poxy rucksack and drags Samson back to Dungle Central yet again, only this time he can't have the flat as Jawnie is already in it. Awwww whats he gonna do now? Of course he'll tell Cain who will pop round there to sort out that loony moose Raychul once & for all. For the life of me I cannot fathom what the bloody hell all these girls see in Sam anyway for he is wholly unattractive in every single creepy way - seeing Raychel begging him to stay was beyond credibility. She really does need to be in the loony bin like that potty copper in Corrie.
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