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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2015 19:20:21 GMT
I watched a film last night which was comfortably the worst film I have ever seen. It was called "Zombeavers". Yes, it was about zombie beavers. Very violent ones. Can't remembered when I last laughed so much. If anyone has ever seen a worse film, I'd like to hear about it.
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Post by Lady W on Sept 6, 2015 19:47:04 GMT
This is the worst film I've ever seen, hands down. Too ridiculous to put into words.
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Post by amber jade on Sept 6, 2015 20:38:27 GMT
Oh my God Lady W that is a piss take surely? |
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Post by Lady W on Sept 6, 2015 20:49:14 GMT
I don't know what the hell it's supposed to be! All I do know is that I wasted a couple of hours of my life on it and it totally wasn't worth it. I went from "LOL! WTH is this?  " to "  No, really...WTH is this". The whole thing's just utterly mental. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2015 21:15:06 GMT
The worst VHS I ever rented was 'Beloved' with Danny Glover and Oprah Winfrey in the late 90`s. The alternate name for it should have been "Roots Meets The Exorcist". After 20 minutes I rewound it and took it back.
It was the only time I have ever asked for my money back. I didn`t get it though.
Worst.film.ever
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Post by Charley Says... on Sept 6, 2015 23:17:18 GMT
I might be on my own here but...
Layer Cake...
Couldn't make head nor feckin tail of it...
Plus all the blokes looked the same...
The two bottles of red wine may not have helped or the fact the wife was away that weekend so I had no-one to ask what was going on...
Casino also springs to mind...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2015 1:58:23 GMT
Charley....I was stone cold sober watching it, and I couldn`t make head nor tail out of it either
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Post by J-B on Sept 7, 2015 10:10:29 GMT
Sharknado is up there... It's a tornado. Made of sharks. What baffles me is that they've got two sequels out of the same premise and are working on another one.
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Post by maurice45 on Sept 8, 2015 17:45:20 GMT
Sharknado was pretty bad, yes. Then they made a sequel...Sharknado 2: The Second One. Yeah, real original, guys! I'm not watching a movie with the tagline "The Second One". Then came Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! (which is exactly what I thought when I found out that it existed). Now I hear they're making a fourth Sharknado film. We're all doomed (Which I assume would be a better tagline than anything they come up with!).
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Post by maurice45 on Sept 10, 2015 16:05:54 GMT
The Howling 2 was so shockingly bad I'm not sure if the film makers were serious about making it. Seriously, The Howling was a horror masterpiece, with excellent visual effects, especially considering its age, a top-notch cast and an excellent script with many suspenseful moments. The music added to the eerie effect that the film was aiming for and it all blended together perfectly.
When I first came across The Howling 2, I was actually excited to see it. Big mistake. The film had a ridiculously poor script. Bar Christopher Lee, the rest of the cast was pretty rubbish. There were far too many OTT scenes which weren't at all scary, a terrible soundtrack...and don't get me started on the god-awful visual effects or the film maker's apparent obsession with nudity! It felt as though the makers were trolling us in a deliberate attempt to butcher the memory of a brilliant film.
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Post by Lady W on Sept 10, 2015 18:18:39 GMT
I know I've posted this before in the Shoutbox but The Wicker Man remake deserves to be mentioned in this thread too. It's so bad it's good!! The above video never fails to make me LOL The film should really be billed as a comedy. |
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Post by maurice45 on Sept 10, 2015 18:31:23 GMT
I know I've posted this before in the Shoutbox but The Wicker Man remake deserves to be mentioned in this thread too. It's so bad it's good!! The above video never fails to make me LOL The film should really be billed as a comedy. The Wicker Man...I completely forgot how ridiculously OTT it was until you brought it up s0238 |
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Post by Lady W on Sept 10, 2015 18:53:50 GMT
The Wicker Man...I completely forgot how ridiculously OTT it was until you brought it up s0238 "This is MURDER! MURDER!" gets me every time smileys-multiple-smileys-651015 |
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Post by maurice45 on Sept 10, 2015 19:08:54 GMT
Lol, I always laugh at "Step away from the bike!" and "You'll all be guilty...and you're doing it for nothing!". So melodramatic smileys-multiple-smileys-651015
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Post by Lady W on Sept 10, 2015 19:46:03 GMT
"Killing me won't bring back your Goddamn honey!"
"No, not the bees! NOT THE BEES! AHHHHHHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH!"
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I'm actually gone into a fit of giggles now!! That video just never fails to cheer me up.
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No, really...WTH is this". The whole thing's just utterly mental. 
