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Post by Holey on Nov 17, 2015 22:53:34 GMT
Lady C would probably do my head in the real world but I found her hilarious tonight: "I've got 5 tiaras! I turned down the richest man in the world!" smiley-biglaugh "what is a bollock?" smiley-biglaugh Eating that horrible stuff with a knife and fork smiley-biglaugh "oiks!" smiley-biglaugh (I can't see that going down well though smiley-yikes ) Refusing to do the task and being outraged at being called lazy smiley-biglaugh (mind she had a point as she helped win the food AND cooked it by the sounds of it and I did think it was a bit dubious that they had put the four men as being the most hard-working followed by the women!! Even though their second laziest Yvette had washed all their smalls that morning smiley-angry Poor Yvette!) Lady C's a pain but she's bloody entertaining! Kudos to Tony though for giving her his bed. I agree Tony was pure 'Gold'. Lady C is funny. I was reading about her on wiki or something similar and what a life she has had. I would love her to win this I really would.
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Post by wallis on Nov 17, 2015 23:00:32 GMT
Gimme soaps any day over the evening dramas or US dramas. Soaps all the way for me. I used to be like that, but not any longer. I would have a US drama every time now. While the soaps are on (apart from the Archers at 7:02pm on Radio 4 and Holby) my viewing is soap free and I would rather watch re runs of classics on Gold, Drama, Alibi and itv3. Holey, your rehab has eventually worked! Good for you although I do miss your posts and hope you fall off the wagon sometime soon......
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Post by Holey on Nov 17, 2015 23:05:03 GMT
I still post in the Archers and Holby threads. Not entirely on the wagon, but nearly.
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Post by Lotty27 on Nov 18, 2015 16:21:08 GMT
Lady C would probably do my head in the real world but I found her hilarious tonight: "I've got 5 tiaras! I turned down the richest man in the world!" smiley-biglaugh "what is a bollock?" smiley-biglaugh Eating that horrible stuff with a knife and fork smiley-biglaugh "oiks!" smiley-biglaugh (I can't see that going down well though smiley-yikes ) Refusing to do the task and being outraged at being called lazy smiley-biglaugh (mind she had a point as she helped win the food AND cooked it by the sounds of it and I did think it was a bit dubious that they had put the four men as being the most hard-working followed by the women!! Even though their second laziest Yvette had washed all their smalls that morning smiley-angry Poor Yvette!) Lady C's a pain but she's bloody entertaining! Kudos to Tony though for giving her his bed. I agree Tony was pure 'Gold'. Lady C is funny. I was reading about her on wiki or something similar and what a life she has had. I would love her to win this I really would. I looked her up too Holey as I'd never heard of her but what a life, my jaw hit the floor! She was born with genital deformities (inc. fused labia) so her parents took the weird decision to bring her up as a boy even ending up sending her to a boy's school. She was treated horrendously there (she won't even go into what happened but as it must have been pretty obvious in puberty that she wasn't a boy we can only guess). At 13 she went to see a gynaecologist (her mother's I believe) and when her parents found out they were furious and hospitalised her and had her pumped full of male hormones - this ordeal lasted three weeks! (how the hell did they get off with it? The docs must have realised that she wasn't a boy? Seems that 'money talks'!) Her downstairs problem was only sorted out when her grandmother finally found out and gave her the $5,000 needed for the corrective surgery - so I take it her parents even kept it secret from their parents? Her father even told her to kill herself as it was the only solution he could see to her problem smiley-yikes It also looks like her mother was a narcissist which must have been fun to live with. Looks like some people are trying to cash in on her IAC appearance: the hardback version of her autobiography (which I presume must be out of print now) is currently on sale on Amazon for .... wait for it ..... £999.11 smiley-yikes You can get the paperback for a much more 'reasonable' £197.99 smiley-biglaugh They're having a laugh! I hope they re-issue it though as I reckon it would be a fascinating read.
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Post by Lotty27 on Nov 18, 2015 16:29:45 GMT
For my sins I watched that ITV2 programme last night thinking I might get some glimpses into the camp - what a crock of shit, hardly any behind the scenes stuff and just a load of Joe Swash, Gemma Collins, Richard Madeley and some unfunny comedian. The presenter woman was just about OK but even she couldn't save it (and of course she's eye candy for the fellas lol!) But it's put me off the new entrants even more, we're getting a TOWIE, a Geordie Shore (I'm embarrassed already) and a Chelsea summat or other. Joy. Three people who I've never heard of and whose programmes I've never watched (and have no intention of doing so).
Shame though as I'm rather enjoying the group that's already in and would have liked to have watched them by themselves for longer before they sent the 'reality' TV bomb in there to shake it up, no doubt it'll be all about them from now on with ITV under the mistaken impression that that's what people want to see free-rolleye-smileys-323 (fingers crossed that I'm wrong)
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Post by kitkat1971 on Nov 18, 2015 20:46:07 GMT
Spencer Matthews can be quite entertaining but he is a little like an unnewtered cat - he has to spray his scent on every woman around! I predict him sniffing round Jorgie Porter immediately.
Haven't a clue about the other two.
What a horrendous upbringing for Lady C - the poor, poor woman. Whilst there is no excuse for it, i imagine it will have been extremely 'character building' and i can't see anything phasing her in the Jungle with a history like that.
Won't get to see it till tomorrow though, i'll be watching and recording the Apprentice tonight.
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Post by Holey on Nov 19, 2015 0:31:02 GMT
itv must be thanking their lucky stars they have Lady C and Chris Eubank. The others are as dull as dish water. The only person who really wound up Chris Eubank in his career was Mrs Merton on her chat show. I can always remember Caroline Aherne saying to him after really winding him up 'are you going to punch me Chris. It may be interesting with the reality stars entering the jungle. It was really funny I did not know who the two girls were, I only vaguely had heard of Spencer.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 19, 2015 9:58:33 GMT
I saw Spencer on the Batchelor and yes he is very handsome and with a great body but always seemed a bit of a twerp. Perhaps like Mike Wright before him we will see there is a nice bloke under that himbo image. Never heard of the other two girls, who can hardly be called celebrities, both seem pretty common and will probably wind Lady C up into another of her hilarious tirades - I do hope so. I am disliking Yvette for some reason, since she talks the big talk but jumped off the ghost train. Like Duncan Ballanine I was very surprised she is one of the youngest! I dont watch the ITV2 programme any longer sometimes record it, just see the opinions of the panel and then turn off, its just a show off case for shouting, self adulation and Joe Swash has really had his day on it now. What the hell was the ghastly Gemma Collins doing on it being flown over business class for her 'opinions', when she walked out last year and wasted a place? The new 12 year old "comedian" is embarrassing, at least Rob Beckett was funny.
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Post by kitkat1971 on Nov 19, 2015 13:18:33 GMT
I'm afraid I couldn't stand Rob Beckett so anybody has to be an improvement. It's odd as i don't mind his stand up, bu find him tiresome when he appears as a talking head on things like this or panel shows such as 'Mock the Week'. Swash has always been aggravating. Laura Whitmore is bearable but she gets drowned out by the others.
I liked Spencer on MIC when it started bit then realised that he can be a bit of a ++++ - especially where women, and taking women off his 'boys' are concerned. But then MIC is 'some scenes have been scripted for your entertainment' so it's possible he's jiust performing the 'character' they have assigned him and he is decent enough underneath. Hugo came across well on IAC a few years ago.
I was also surprised at Yvette being the 5th youngest - just goes to show that theyk?e generally 'gone older' with several campmates in their 50s and 60s and Yverre the only one in her 40s.
The 3 reality stars will bring the average age down somewhat. With them in, Geroge and Jorgie i think 5 of them will be under 25 whilst 5 remain over 55.
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Post by Lotty27 on Nov 19, 2015 22:18:33 GMT
Running a bit behind so watching the new reality lot doing their critter/crab/snake/rat trial and am surprising myself by really enjoying Vicky! It's not just because she's a Geordie but she's just getting on with it and having a laugh.
Fair do's to Ferne that she chose Vicky to take, I thought she might have taken Spencer.
They seem fine so far and have livened it up a bit. It needed an injection of youth when Yvette was one of the youngest ones there smiley-biglaugh
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Post by wallis on Nov 19, 2015 23:02:37 GMT
Same old when it comes to who the public select to do the trials.....
Lady C I think is completely up for almost anything except for being enclosed in a small space in the dark. I hope she knocks spots off the next challenge just so that the public select someone else for a change and for our entertainment.
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Post by Holey on Nov 19, 2015 23:04:09 GMT
I hope she calls the people that voted oiks. Love Lady C.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2015 7:59:38 GMT
Lady C to win! I love her and you can see the pretty woman that she once was when she laughs. She is still looking pretty good for 66, and has aged a lot better than Susanna Constantine who looks dead rough for 53, a far cry from the glam girl she once was when she constantly appeared in the newspapers as the girlfriend of Viscount Linley. I think SC is a nice enough woman but will get oveshaowed by the big characters in there and may be first out. Am liking Geordie Vicky as well, I thought she may have been like her co-star, Charlotte that peed her pants and the bed when she was in (and won) Celeb BB. So far everyone is getting on reasonably well. Poor old Duncan Ballantine, his grey roots are soon going to be showing through that ridiculously dark dyed hair just go grey man, its distinguished.
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Post by Charley Says... on Nov 20, 2015 18:09:52 GMT
BREAKING NEWS...
Spencer Matthews has left the Jungle...
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Post by Holey on Nov 20, 2015 19:14:26 GMT
For medical reasons? That's a shame.
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