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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 16:09:40 GMT
Now I know Roy's a great bloke and much loved by everybody, myself included, but I couldn't help but wince at his new bird last night on the allotment and recall how she beat Jim Carver black and blue in the Bill.
She's certainly not a woman to be messed with.
As she showed again last night when Babba-G cheekily threw some mint plants onto her dead husband's unkempt plot. She certainly tore a strip off him and rightly so.
Anyhow, whilst I'm not advocating she beats Roy senseless, like she did with that old drunk Carver, although admittedly it would be quite good, I'm thinking how nice it will be for Roy to have a strong woman by his side.
One who fears nobody, and one who can maybe put that professional victim Anna Windass back in her box. That would be really good I'm thinking, especially if she takes to violently striking her. Someone on Roy's side to put the fear of God into the judgmental oaf.
Anna would never have gotten away with so much downright cheek had cider-lout Becky still been around. Especially when all that cricket bat malarkey went down.
So I'm thinking it's really good that Roy has got another absolute headcase to fight his corner from hereon.
Really hope she likes trains too, then Roy will never see any bad in her.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 16:17:02 GMT
A further point, UQ, is that it is noticeable that now Roy has got a violent assault with his cricket bat on his CV, that he naturally gravitates to a more violent kind of woman.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 16:47:03 GMT
Great point that, and one that I had shockingly overlooked mate.
Of course, Roy's as sharp as a tack isn't he, and he must have spotted she was a violent brute from thirty paces.
Now he's grooming her of course. Did you notice when Babba-G buggered off with his bad back, Roy said ... "I'll just do some more" ... ? Yes, he knows what he's doing alright.
Can't see those young goons or the Windass hag hassling Roy too much in the future, not if they like their heads attached to their shoulders.
He's even more clever than I gave him credit for. The cunning old fox.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 21, 2015 19:20:10 GMT
I hope Avaline Boswell dolls herself up for Our Roy... It's the least he deserves seeing how he single handedly trimmed back her over grown bush... Even Hayley put a bit of slap on for Roy now and then...
The woman's a proper munter...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 20:02:32 GMT
At least Roy will get the chance to experience a real woman now. Get in there Roystan!
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 21, 2015 20:05:50 GMT
For a second or two I thought the much missed Theresa was back... She was one of the better characters and always enjoyed her scenes... She should have screwed that fat useless gimp Lloyd for all he was worth...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 5:30:41 GMT
For a second or two I thought the much missed Theresa was back... She was one of the better characters and always enjoyed her scenes... She should have screwed that fat useless gimp Lloyd for all he was worth... I liked Theresa Morton too Charley. I used to laugh when she used to call Ken Barlow Lord Snooty
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 5:33:02 GMT
I remember Melanie when she played Hazel in the second series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. I also liked her in Stella.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 5:48:56 GMT
We all love Roy and it will be nice to see him having crazed, passionate sex almost all day long, every day of the week. On the vegetable patch, up the ginnel, standing up in the potting shed, over the counter at the cafe, the back seat of that hopper bus, in the spare room at Gail's that nobody uses because they don't need it because there is plenty of space, behind the kebab shop, in the chicken coop and plenty more places. Nuff respect to the geezer. Knaa worra mean.
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Post by Charley Says... on Apr 23, 2015 6:15:03 GMT
I remember Melanie when she played Hazel in the second series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. I also liked her in Stella. Oh yeah... Barry's on/off bird... My god she's let herself go...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 6:23:58 GMT
I remember Melanie when she played Hazel in the second series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. I also liked her in Stella. Oh yeah... Barry's on/off bird... My god she's let herself go…
I remember her when she was glam Avaline in Bread !!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 9:24:11 GMT
Crafty Roy will certainly be getting plenty of sex now, which is absolutely delightful to hear. He'll be knee-deep in fur coat and really deserves it, especially after putting up with that anorak-clad bloke in the Beatles wig for all those years. In fact, nobody deserves it more.
The way he was flirting with his new bird on the allotment last night was a master at work. He knows what he's doing alright, the cunning sod, talking about tranquility and quality tea bags. Tea-bagging Marie from the Bill was the only thing on that dirty bugger's mind!
By tomorrow night, he'll be in Hayley's death bed rattling Marie so hard, the headboard will be sending out Morse Code messages to half of Weatherfield.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 9:31:52 GMT
Don't talk about lovely Roy and Hayley like that !
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 10:10:22 GMT
Sorry Lou.
I'm really ashamed of myself.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 13:38:16 GMT
Roy is a genius when it comes to sexual innuendo. Allotments, teabags, tidying up. An absolute genius. He's a bit like Geraldine when she comes home from work. "Oh hi, Mo. I'll just have a quick shower and then put the casserole in the oven". Yeah, right. We all know what she really means. Fnaar fnaar. Kyuk kyuk.
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