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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 18:46:56 GMT
Shirley is, lest we forgeet, a lonely, bitter, desperate, two bit lush who belongs in the gutter with a vodka bottle, her only friend. Thanks for listening.
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Post by maurice45 on May 5, 2015 18:52:03 GMT
Shirley is, lest we forgeet, a lonely, bitter, desperate, two bit lush who belongs in the gutter with a vodka bottle, her only friend. Thanks for listening. I'm singing "Shirley is a two but lush" to the tune of Mary had a little lamb in my head I'm stuck on the "And everywhere that Shirley went, _______ was sure to go" part though. Any advice, Mo?
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 18:57:33 GMT
Shirley is, lest we forgeet, a lonely, bitter, desperate, two bit lush who belongs in the gutter with a vodka bottle, her only friend. Thanks for listening. I'm singing "Shirley is a two but lush" to the tune of Mary had a little lamb in my head I'm stuck on the "And everywhere that Shirley went, _______ was sure to go" part though. Any advice, Mo? Nice one Maurice. I'll have a little think.
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Post by amber jade on May 7, 2015 20:17:15 GMT
I'm singing "Shirley is a two but lush" to the tune of Mary had a little lamb in my head I'm stuck on the "And everywhere that Shirley went, _______ was sure to go" part though. Any advice, Mo? Nice one Maurice. I'll have a little think. Excuse me for gatecrashing but: "... booze was sure to go"?!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 18:34:21 GMT
Shirley - pissed on cheap cider and letting Fat Roy cop a feel round the back of the chip shop. Sound familiar ? The two bit lush. Even the filthiest of gutters is too good for her.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2015 18:42:55 GMT
Shirley making value judgements on the basis of someone having cystic fibrosis. Are there no depths she won't stoop to. Lovely lady.
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