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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 14:23:30 GMT
Now that Wheels is a major drug addict and the scum of the earth, what sort of depths would we like to see her sink to?
I was thinking about this earlier whilst I chomped away on my boiled egg and soldiers. It's an interesting yet topical subject I feel.
I personally think I'd like to see her get into shed-loads of debt, get fired from the factory for snorting lines of charlie off Sean's bald head, get Tina's kid taken off her by the angry social, get booted out of that nice flat of hers that she doesn't deserve, and then get brutally attacked by the vicious dealers and loan sharks wanting the serious lolly she owes them.
That would do for starters. Then, I'd like to see her parked on the side of the street holding up one of those crude, makeshift cardboard signs to passing motorists, that says ... "Will do gross stuff for crack."
I wouldn't normally wish such ill fortune on a character, I'm not the type, but in this instance I do feel that if we're to be tortured with scenes of her terrible, gurning, crying face, then there needs to be something in it for us too.
Perhaps then she could get flattened by a bus?
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Post by Oldnjaded on Feb 16, 2016 16:19:23 GMT
Now that Wheels is a major drug addict and the scum of the earth, what sort of depths would we like to see her sink to? I was thinking about this earlier whilst I chomped away on my boiled egg and soldiers. It's an interesting yet topical subject I feel. I personally think I'd like to see her get into shed-loads of debt, get fired from the factory for snorting lines of charlie off Sean's bald head, get Tina's kid taken off her by the angry social, get booted out of that nice flat of hers that she doesn't deserve, and then get brutally attacked by the vicious dealers and loan sharks wanting the serious lolly she owes them. That would do for starters. Then, I'd like to see her parked on the side of the street holding up one of those crude, makeshift cardboard signs to passing motorists, that says ... "Will do gross stuff for crack."I wouldn't normally wish such ill fortune on a character, I'm not the type, but in this instance I do feel that if we're to be tortured with scenes of her terrible, gurning, crying face, then there needs to be something in it for us too. Perhaps then she could get flattened by a bus? I'd love to see all that happening, Uncle Q and the sooner the better. Mind, if she's got any initiative whatsoever, she can always hold off the loan sharks for a bit by selling BabyJerk. Come to think of it, it's so long since we saw the poor little bugger, she probably did that a year ago and nobody noticed, least of all his doting father who I don't think has clapped eyes on him since the Christening. In the meantime, can I just ask - how the hell did she become a drug-crazed lunatic within 2 eps anyway? Another silly question but why didn't she go to her GP, if not the hospital, when she fell out of her wheelchair, considering her condition? Surely he would've given her a different type of painkiller than whatever she takes normally for her Ehlers-Danlos? Meh, so many questions, so few answers.............just as well I don't really give a toss. free-rolleye-smileys-323
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 18:02:50 GMT
All good points OJ, and good points very well made might I add.
Great to see you on here lovely, you'll hear no tiresome gay sayings such as "shipping" here, nor will you be forced to delve your way through a whole perverted plethora of male-rape fantasies penned by sexually frustrated 13-year olds, every time one male character innocently interacts with another. The only pervert on here is Dreadful Doug from Emmy and he needs locking up.
Also, if anyone presses the "alert" button to the Mods, Charley goes round and torches their gaff. We don't appreciate grasses and nonces on this wing.
Anyway, back to that filthy junkie Wheels, I'm guessing she can no longer visit the Doc's, not since he moved the surgery onto that top-floor landing only accessible via a narrow, winding, spiral staircase.
He was forced into the move because his old flight of normal stairs was proving no deterrent whatsoever to Wheels. She'd merely trundle up them in her chair, and then lean forward with her head through his door shouting "Coo-eee" before her chair had even entered. Frightening the life out of the poor chap.
I heard he did consider moving his practise to the top of a massive oak tree, but sadly none of Aud's customers could get up there, and it didn't seem fair to exclude an entire generation of biddies just to keep Ironside away.
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Post by CollieWobbles on Feb 16, 2016 18:38:10 GMT
Whizzy's quack ought to relocate to an unused lighthouse and set up a surgery at the very top. There's no way she'll get that magic cripple cart of hers up the narrowing winding stairs in one of those things. Buh - byeeeee Whizzy m0196 .
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Post by Charley Says... on Feb 16, 2016 20:00:32 GMT
According to the pics I've seen she goes down to the Dog & Gun trying to score... I do hope that Gemma is there... Her break-dancing was epic...
Or is that eppy...
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Post by Oldnjaded on Feb 16, 2016 21:01:06 GMT
All good points OJ, and good points very well made might I add. Great to see you on here lovely, you'll hear no tiresome gay sayings such as "shipping" here, nor will you be forced to delve your way through a whole perverted plethora of male-rape fantasies penned by sexually frustrated 13-year olds, every time one male character innocently interacts with another. The only pervert on here is Dreadful Doug from Emmy and he needs locking up. Also, if anyone presses the "alert" button to the Mods, Charley goes round and torches their gaff. We don't appreciate grasses and nonces on this wing. Anyway, back to that filthy junkie Wheels, I'm guessing she can no longer visit the Doc's, not since he moved the surgery onto that top-floor landing only accessible via a narrow, winding, spiral staircase. He was forced into the move because his old flight of normal stairs was proving no deterrent whatsoever to Wheels. She'd merely trundle up them in her chair, and then lean forward with her head through his door shouting "Coo-eee" before her chair had even entered. Frightening the life out of the poor chap. I heard he did consider moving his practise to the top of a massive oak tree, but sadly none of Aud's customers could get up there, and it didn't seem fair to exclude an entire generation of biddies just to keep Ironside away. Lolz, how I've missed you Uncle Q - my own fault I know. Poor Wheels - if only Owen hadn't left. He'd have had a turbo-charged spiralized stairlift fitted to the surgery, the oak tree and Collie's lighthouse in half an hour tops. Oooh, there's an 'alert' button you say? Hmmmmm. *whistles innocently*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2016 21:31:01 GMT
I've missed you more skinny-ribs!
You still eating that terrible chilli and power-walking around Stocky?
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Post by Oldnjaded on Feb 16, 2016 22:23:54 GMT
I've missed you more skinny-ribs! You still eating that terrible chilli and power-walking around Stocky? Hell yeah! No choice now - I've given all my fat clothes to the charity shop and bought a ton of thin clothes. Skint now, so if I put the weight back on again now I'll be walking around nekkid as a (fat) jaybird. Back o/t, personally I ship Wheels and (newly bi-sexual) Fizz the Hun. I don't think we've had a gay/bi female rape sl on Corrie yet and I think it's an issue that needs 'tackling' and wouldn't fuel my own personal sick fantasies in any way at all, no siree.
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Post by Lotty27 on Feb 16, 2016 23:19:39 GMT
Totally off topic but I'm safe as no one will press the alert button now lol! But how much weight have you lost Onj? Well done missus I must say. Bloomin' easier to put on than take off and with my love of pork pies and doritos I'm dooooomed! smiley-biglaugh Loving this thread by the way
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Post by Oldnjaded on Feb 16, 2016 23:29:38 GMT
Totally off topic but I'm safe as no one will press the alert button now lol! But how much weight have you lost Onj? Well done missus I must say. Bloomin' easier to put on than take off and with my love of pork pies and doritos I'm dooooomed! smiley-biglaugh Loving this thread by the way Hi Lotteh! I lost 4.5 stone in the end - took me the best part of a year though. Not a diet as such - they just don't work long term - just the same junk as always, (including pork pies, without which I couldn't survive a week), plus loads of veg that I never ate before and what Unc calls 'power walking', though it's more of a stagger if we're honest, lol. Course, you can't bloody win - I went seemingly overnight from everybody going "Wow, you look amazing, well done", to "Wow, you're too thin and you've got no tits now". Hey ho, there's always a trade off, lol.
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Post by Lotty27 on Feb 17, 2016 0:37:16 GMT
Well done Onj! That's bloody brilliant. I hope you won't be offended but as I'm 50 (I can hardly believe it, how did that happen? lol!) I know it's harder to lose the older you get so that is one hell of an achievement I'm always on my exercise bike trying to make up for the crap that I've eaten! There's always some buggers who'll rain on your parade isn't there? I think the problem is that THEY can't cope with the new you, the new body (and fitness levels) you've achieved as they're used to seeing you plumper so they think it's all wrong because they've got you pigeon holed as that, you're not supposed to be the 'skinny' one - tough! They'll have to get over themselves smiley-biglaugh So basically, you still had bits of what you like but just ate better on the whole and worked it off? That's the secret isn't it. Well done *applauds Onj*
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2016 1:12:25 GMT
Totally off topic but I'm safe as no one will press the alert button now lol! But how much weight have you lost Onj? Well done missus I must say. Bloomin' easier to put on than take off and with my love of pork pies and doritos I'm dooooomed! smiley-biglaugh Loving this thread by the way Hi Lotteh! I lost 4.5 stone in the end - took me the best part of a year though. Not a diet as such - they just don't work long term - just the same junk as always, (including pork pies, without which I couldn't survive a week), plus loads of veg that I never ate before and what Unc calls 'power walking', though it's more of a stagger if we're honest, lol. Course, you can't bloody win - I went seemingly overnight from everybody going "Wow, you look amazing, well done", to "Wow, you're too thin and you've got no tits now". Hey ho, there's always a trade off, lol. You get those knockers grown back right now young lady, d'you hear me?! Right now! In other news, we're all pork pie fans on here. Especially me. I googled it and was pleased to discover I'm a professor of pork pies, a veritable boffin on the subject. What I don't know about pork pies you could write on a matchstick with the wood scraped off. It must be true because I only made it up just now. Anyway, yeah knockers, get the buggers grown back this instance.
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Post by Oldnjaded on Feb 17, 2016 8:46:37 GMT
Well done Onj! That's bloody brilliant. I hope you won't be offended but as I'm 50 (I can hardly believe it, how did that happen? lol!) I know it's harder to lose the older you get so that is one hell of an achievement I'm always on my exercise bike trying to make up for the crap that I've eaten! There's always some buggers who'll rain on your parade isn't there? I think the problem is that THEY can't cope with the new you, the new body (and fitness levels) you've achieved as they're used to seeing you plumper so they think it's all wrong because they've got you pigeon holed as that, you're not supposed to be the 'skinny' one - tough! They'll have to get over themselves smiley-biglaugh So basically, you still had bits of what you like but just ate better on the whole and worked it off? That's the secret isn't it. Well done *applauds Onj* Aww, thanks Lotteh. And yes, that's exactly it - eat whatever you want but less of it and bulk it up with loads of veg. The hardest part was replacing my beloved snacks of cheesy puffs with grapes, but I even got used that that. Yes, Uncle Q - believe me I'm trying my best to recover my formerly ample bosom, but not much luck as yet. On the plus side, that bloody Curly Si has stopped coming over trying to bury his head in it at every opportunity and has moved on to Eva instead.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2016 3:10:35 GMT
I notice we didn't see Wheels tonight. She wasn't even in work, despite them having a really busy day what with Skinhead's photo-shoot and everything. It certainly looked like all hands to the pump to me.
Probably too stoned to leave the flat. I'd imagine she spent the entire day bonging, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter, and eating Rice Crispies.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2016 18:45:13 GMT
Wonder if we'll see Ganj tonight? Aka our old mate Wheels.
Surely she must have run out of skins by now, bound to need to go to Dev's to buy some more I'm thinking.
There you go, here's your Rizla's, Kim Tate'll say. Can I get you anything else Wheels?
Yeah, five Kit-Kats, three Double-Deckers, and a Curly-Wurly please Kim.
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