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Post by Deleted on Mar 22, 2016 19:52:05 GMT
Wheels will be the next Amy Winehouse....er Whinehouse before long.
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Post by peterhunt on Mar 23, 2016 14:47:28 GMT
Best thread ever
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2016 15:57:39 GMT
I think I'm a bit obsessed with Wheels since she became a pot-head.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2016 18:53:27 GMT
I think I'm a bit obsessed with Wheels since she became a pot-head. What is the point of Wheels??
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 13:41:13 GMT
Gary was spot on last night when he said Wheels can do loads of things the other mum's can't.
I'd like to see one of Jerk's pals mams knock up a nine-skinner like Wheels can.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 15:38:12 GMT
I'm willing to bet Wheels could make a prison-rollie & roach it with one hand too, whilst driving a lorry.
My old man was an expert at that.
He'd have respected Wheels and no mistake.
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Mar 29, 2016 15:54:49 GMT
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Post by kitkat1971 on Mar 29, 2016 15:54:49 GMT
How have I missed this thread? Hilarious.
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Post by Charley Says... on Mar 29, 2016 21:56:53 GMT
Sergeant Windass ups her gear this week... The everyday weed just ain't doing it any more for wheels... So he goes and scores her some skunk...
Next week he's sending her out on the game...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 22:12:12 GMT
Sergeant Windass ups her gear this week... The everyday weed just ain't doing it any more for wheels... So he goes and scores her some skunk...Next week he's sending her out on the game... If this s/l doesn't end with the two of them investing in some hydroponic equipment and starting a factory on the street, I'll be disappointed. I'm guessing local demand has decreased since Emily buggered off
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2016 23:30:23 GMT
No wonder Wheels is still in so much pain. You're supposed to smoke the bifter, not wave it around in front of Gary for two hours. That'll do nothing for you whatsoever.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 6:35:31 GMT
Sergeant Windass ups her gear this week... The everyday weed just ain't doing it any more for wheels... So he goes and scores her some skunk... Next week he's sending her out on the game... Clients have to bring their own 3-in-1 oil and a trolley jack
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Post by kitkat1971 on Mar 30, 2016 18:58:04 GMT
I'm sorry but Izzy's reaction to the stronger weed is one of the funniest things I've seen for ages. Back and forth she goes with the motorized wheelchair, eyes spinning and now Anna has stolen Baby Jerk.
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Post by wallis on Mar 30, 2016 19:23:33 GMT
Wheel's on fire, rolling down the road Best notify my next of kin This wheel shall explode!
I've never LOL like that for ages...........
Epic!!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2016 19:56:31 GMT
ROFL!!!!!! I'm only just seeing this as I took madam over the field after Emmy.
Well Beardy warned Gary it was pokey shit, but nobody had any idea it could induce premature labour like that.
Thankfully, I'm happy to report that Wheels gave birth to a massive healthy guff at precisely 7:48pm tonight.
Both mum and beefy fart are said to be in really good spirits.
(Anyone know Beardy's mobile number?? I want to ask him about something)
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Post by Charley Says... on Mar 30, 2016 21:42:03 GMT
I thought Wheels was having an orgasm... First she's ever had...
I was laughing like a drain... What would have made it better though... Was when she was going back and forth in her go-kart... If she'd gone backwards down the stairs...
That would have been class...
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